"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Eating problem help plz

I want a GiRl

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Hey, im 14 and im 6 stones the average weight for a 14 year old is probly 8 stones so im very underweight and skinny, this is probbly why girls dont approach me, well anyways. I get to full to quick, if i have a full bowl of serial my stomach starts to hurt coz i had so much to eat, if i have a twix choclate i struggle to finish it, so wot can i do to eat more without getting full thanks.

plz help
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Thraxeh

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ceral and twix aint the best food to get full on, get some normal food
 

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Start eating more often.

Don't try to eat a shietload more at once, rather slowly start eating more often and you'll start to notice over time that you can eat more. What actually happens is that your stomach "stretches" and you can start eating more and more - and thus with time grow bigger as you eat more. It's the only way. A Twix is nothing ;)
 

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1. yeh, eat more often. now, if i haven't eaten anything in 3 hours i get really hungry. try spacing your meals out like that.

2. eat better food. stay away from chocolate; eat fruit instead. instead of cereal, eat oatmeal - i love that stuff now; first time i ate it i puked. go for complex carbs (like pasta, rice, bread, potatoes) instead of simple ones (fruit) during your main meals.

3. drink more water. much more water. no more fizzy drinks. water helps transport the nutrients from your food around the body more efficiently, which enables you to eat more often (every 3 hours). just now, i'm drinking at least 3litres a day. aim for 4. stop drinking fizzy drinks

4. drink more milk. have a look at the nutrients on the back of a bottle of milk. 3.5g protein per 100g. 5g carbs (simple sugars mind you). how much better is that than a can of coke? a lot better

when i was 15, i was just under 8 stones (50kg), skinny as shyt. i knew i was a skinny bastard and so did everyone else. i didn't do anything about the problem though; i still ate chocolate for lunch, crisps for lunch, hardly had any breakfast, drank 4 litres of coke a week. my diet sucked so much. now my diet is better than 95% of the population - and so is my body. i just wish i had started eating better sooner - my high school life would have been a lot better
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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