"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Eating contest -- HELP!

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So this guy I know has been talking some ****, and we were inspired by the Nathan's contest to have a hot dog eating contest of our own. There's no way in hell that we'll be able to put away as many hot dogs as that little Japanese guy, but I still fully expect to kick this guy's ass. However, I can't discount this guy. He can definitely eat. I'm on a 3500-4000 calorie diet of almost all real food right now, but that's spread over six meals per day. This is going to be a one-sitting blow-out. So I beg you all...HOW DO I PREPARE FOR THIS?

I very seriously have to beat this guy down.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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[S]alvatore

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You're both idiots to be honest. Worst case scenario, you may get sick/throw up etc, and you may gain some fat. You couldn't of just fought each other?
 
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Oh come on, lighten up. It's just for fun. We don't hate each other. Besides, if he throws up, that's terrific.
 

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I think you should eat as many hot dogs as you can, and then kick each other’s as$ afterwards.

But seriously, that Japanese kid who ate 60 plus hot dogs…that’s brutal. He must have some kind of strange stomach control.

Prepare to feel like sh!t. Don’t eat more than 7... it just won’t be worth it.
 

g g g unit

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I read somwhere that you should NEVER starve yourself prior to an eating contest and drink 1 gallon or more if you can of water the night before, just before you go to bet because it streches out your stomach.

Hope it helps.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Living Legend said:
So this guy I know has been talking some ****, and we were inspired by the Nathan's contest to have a hot dog eating contest of our own. There's no way in hell that we'll be able to put away as many hot dogs as that little Japanese guy, but I still fully expect to kick this guy's ass. However, I can't discount this guy. He can definitely eat. I'm on a 3500-4000 calorie diet of almost all real food right now, but that's spread over six meals per day. This is going to be a one-sitting blow-out. So I beg you all...HOW DO I PREPARE FOR THIS?

I very seriously have to beat this guy down.
I would be very interested to know how much you weigh...:D

Oh, and don't forget to give your height either.
 

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Eating really large meals the couple days before the "duel" will stretch the stomach out a lot. I think water digests too fast to be as effective, but who knows?
 

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I've seen a couple of documentaries on how he prepares for contests.
He'll eat up 25lbs of food in one sitting when he trains. It's how he stretches out his stomach.

I think he won some competition where he ate like 25lbs of cow brains or something like that.

He dips his hot dogs in water and doesn't chew much, as it tires you out.

I think he use to eat the buns and dogs separate...dunk the buns in water and bite and swallow the dogs.

The dude is like 5'6" tall. I think he use to be around 125lbs. Now he's like 160 or 170lbs.
 
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Le Parisien said:
I would be very interested to know how much you weigh...:D

Oh, and don't forget to give your height either.
I'm 175 pounds at 6'4". Skinny as hell, yes. But I can definitely handle my food. I'm thinking that large amounts of food and water that I'm eating/drinking under the Warboss (Doggcrap/intensemuscle.com) philosophy will give me an edge.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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