"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Eatin Pvssy

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**** licking.......its odd and hard for me (too dark).....I just use my 2 magical fingers and curve them up inside while ****in the hell outta her. I got my current gf to orgasm in 2 min ;)
Hurts the wrists a lot but watever
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Lost In Translation

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if it's your girlfriend and you in a solid relationship thats one thing

some chick who is playing the field and its just a hook up

ARE YOU CRAZY ?

there is wisdom here

Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“ You guys wont eat off of a spoon at a restaurant because it has a speckle of dust on it but you readily indulge in that which is covered infinitely worse in germs, disease, and sperm!!! Quit eating pvssy!!!! “

i never really thought about it till TUCKER MAX tripped out after he f*cked that chick and blew in her without a condom and she went home to her boyfriend and her boyfriend licked her out AND SHE FELT GUILTY and told tucker max the next day

he started thinking about how many girls he had gone down on and if maybe they had sex before that and he was licking another mans SPERM

if she is not your gf / wife and legit

NO WAY !

to quote the rapper ma$e on his old album

" i never eat pu$$y cause i'm too stubborn in my ways "


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Originally posted by Lost In Translation


Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“ You guys wont eat off of a spoon at a restaurant because it has a speckle of dust on it but you readily indulge in that which is covered infinitely worse in germs, disease, and sperm!!! Quit eating pvssy!!!! “

who cares what PRL says really, thats only his opinion.
 

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it's not who said it. it's what is being said.

eating pu$$y when some chick has f*cked a dude at a party 4 hours before is not healthy

think about it


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**** eating a *****.

I only do that **** If i have to, nothing in it for me.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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i love doing it, i love seeing her moan and toss all over the bed, I love seeing her twich and roll her eyes.....I love everything about it. HOWEVER. UNLESS YOU ARE ABSOLUTLY SURE SHE DOES NOT HAVE ANY TYPES OF STDs, do not do it. IF SHE IS NOT SHAVED- DO NOT DO IT. IF YOU BEEN WITH HER LESS THEN A MONTH- DO NOT DO IT.....

Catching something as comman as "mono" can be a biach.....
 

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Personally, I like eating puzzy, I enjoy their pleasure. But, a chick I know just had some c0ck poured into her.........no thanks.

--Crowes
 

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I've been thinking about this lately, how would you go about suggesting she shave more? A landing strip isn't too messy, but still, hair is hair...
 

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That's a tough one. Maybe make a joke about it while talking dirty or something. A lawn vs jungle joke, maybe? But if she's sensitive about it, it may not be a good idea.

Any ideas, guys?
 

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Holy ****...if you do this right the girl will go wild...i love it, shed be rocking back and forth up and down, screaming, laughing, tightly grabbing you, looking into your eyes... Itll also take pressure off you during the sex, bc you know she had it, so if you accidentally bust before you really wanted to, who cares, shell still keep on coming back for more and will suck your **** anyday.

Also, anybody can rock a ***** out of her mind oraly....But can anybody **** the brains out of any ***** in the same way, without an 8 inch boner?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by Lost In Translation
it's not who said it. it's what is being said.

eating pu$$y when some chick has f*cked a dude at a party 4 hours before is not healthy

think about it


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that's fukking gross :(
 
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