Easy Valentine's Day pickups

[JPFromTally]

Went to the supermarket today to get a sub (Boar's Head turkey... yum) and the cashier was this cutie with brown hair and blue eyes. Cute dimples when she smiled (She's 21 and I would say an 8).

I said, "How's your day going so far?"

She said, "Pretty good. I'm new here."

I said, "New to this job or new to this city?"

She said, "New to this job. I've lived here all my life."

We chatted for a few minutes about cities she's been to and surprisingly she asked me a lot of questions. Which is rare since girls are usually so self absorbed that they never bother to find out anything about you.

So a customer comes up behind me to check out so I figure I have another 30 seconds tops so I say, "You got big plans tonight (for Valentine's Day)?"

She says, "No, you have to have a boyfriend to do that."

I said, "That's really surprising. Give me your number so we can hang out."

She wrote her number on a receipt paper.

Notice I was vague on why I thought it was surprising that she didn't have a boyfriend. Also, I said hang out - like it's no big deal.

I didn't have a doubt in my mind that she was going to give me her number. Why? Because at no point did she mention the word "boyfriend." If you guys follow my posts you will know that this is the biggest clue that women will give you as to whether or not they want you to proceed.

So now that work is over I'm going to find some girls and ask them "You got big plans for Valentine's Day?"

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Sounds like a great approach strategy.

It's too bad I just found out about it now - like at 10:00 pm.

Clichee picksups do work.

It's not usually in me to do, but today I flirted with the secretary. I asked her if she wanted to be my Valentine's. And she said yes. Then I said I was just teasing her (as I was nervous like heck) but she was playing along. She asked me later why I was still in the office and not on a date, and I replied "I have no life" and she lauged. Oh well. I'm not used to flirting with women so this is good practise anyway.

Another girl had the audacity to call me a wuss. Am I coming across like a wuss or something. She bucked up her belt or adjusted right infront of me and I was tempted to look at her pants while she was doing it, but felt bad to avert my gaze down while she was talking to me. Don't know how to read that one.

Anyway, I bought myself some chocolate, and ate it, because, heck, I like sweets, especially when I dont punish myself for eating them - I decided to grant myself amnesty just for today from eating chocolate sweets. When you are deprived of something, you enjoy it better.

 

[PersonalJesus]

why'd she call you a wuss man?

 

[JPFromTally]

If you tell people that you "have no life" they are going to be inclined to believe you and will do their best to avoid you.

Never put yourself down... especially in front of women.


By the way, GGTW... thanks for the compliment... Right back at you.

 

[PRMoon]

After all my griping about V-day, I actually got something good out of it as well. I had A LOT to drink on tuesday because it was 10 dollars all you can drink so obviously i over did it. Though I was in a good mood for most of yesterday, I definately wasn't in the mood to go to the bar, again, and party up looking for some lonely single to victimize. Instead i came home to do nothing more then read a bit and catch up on some well deserved sleep.

Around 11, one of the girls from my job text me and asks if I'm going to a local bar/lounge to see another co worker DJ. I told her i was indesposed and the moment and asked how long they were going to be there to see how long my window of opportunity was. Finally around 12, I convince myself to go. Valentines day is officially over PRMoon. Lets go out and have a drink. It can't hurt and you need to show them your game face.

I through on some basic clothes and roll out to the bar, which fortunatly isn't too far from my house. When i show up I see the girl who invited me outside. She's arguing with her ex boyfriend but at least I know they're still there. I get inside and i'm in shock. The two hottest and cutest asian girls i've met are lounging at the table mojitos in hand!

I waste NO time stragtegizing in minutes my plan of attack and lay it on thick. I got both of their numbers and some valuable information about some other attracive personel hat they gave up of their own free will. I love when they give up intel of their own free will. They had a great time and asked if I'd be interested in going out with them again to which i humbly accepted. And now...the games truely begin.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

why'd she call you a wuss man?

I dont know, she sort of said it in a jokey tone at the end of a sentance and I was like "what did you just call me?" and took issue to it.

Guess I just have that momma's boy look in my face.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

If you tell people that you "have no life" they are going to be inclined to believe you and will do their best to avoid you.

Never put yourself down... especially in front of women.

It was a 'spontenous' answer to a candid question.

 

[selfmademob]

Sounds like a great approach strategy.

It's too bad I just found out about it now - like at 10:00 pm.

Clichee picksups do work.

It's not usually in me to do, but today I flirted with the secretary. I asked her if she wanted to be my Valentine's. And she said yes. Then I said I was just teasing her (as I was nervous like heck) but she was playing along. She asked me later why I was still in the office and not on a date, and I replied "I have no life" and she lauged. Oh well. I'm not used to flirting with women so this is good practise anyway.

Another girl had the audacity to call me a wuss. Am I coming across like a wuss or something. She bucked up her belt or adjusted right infront of me and I was tempted to look at her pants while she was doing it, but felt bad to avert my gaze down while she was talking to me. Don't know how to read that one.

Anyway, I bought myself some chocolate, and ate it, because, heck, I like sweets, especially when I dont punish myself for eating them - I decided to grant myself amnesty just for today from eating chocolate sweets. When you are deprived of something, you enjoy it better.

You said "It's too bad I just found out about it now - like at 10:00 pm."

So you're telling me, had you read JP's post earlier, lets say 1 P.M., you would go out and utilize this strategy? just askin...