Alot of you STILL HAVEN'T GOT IT, now i'm not getting angry at anyone here i am simply trying to make you get angry at yourself(because the truth is, you should be). It is after all, yourself you have to blame for all the **** you take in life. I am going to tell you EVERYTHING you need to know to get that HB10, become productive and have a good ****ing time in high school.
1. FIRST THINGS FIRST, that babe in your class who probably isnt that hot anyway you just tell yourself she is to make yourself feel better is probably a dumb *****. There are to many ****en useless girls out there, now dont get me wrong, i love chicks, i'm ****ing that HB9.5 model all high school guys cream themselves about. What im trying to say is that there is AN INCREDIBLY SMALL number of relationship worthy girls in this world and an even INCREDIBLY SMALLER number in high school.
They just arent worth the ****ing effort, all they want out of you is a piece of your social power in which they can validate their pointless lives which entirely revolves around chasing guys, shopping, and having little ***** fights with their friends. If you think you have found a TRUELY QUALITY GIRL then im telling you, you haven't just wait till you have had enough experience with the attention *****s so you can be sure you can identify true talent when you see it.
You still wont accept this rule and you have decided to submit to your incredibly dominant feminine side?(do the words "dominant" and "feminine" sound stupid next to each other to any one else?) Fine, just follow the rest of these rules and keep overanalysing situations, whatever floats your boat.
2. So you have finally gotten over that strange obsession with that HB6 that you labelled a HB9.8. Good work! Im proud of you, your now no longer a she-man, your just a .. guy. What you have to do is stop being a ***** in other areas of life, realise that in the next week, you could be stronger, smarter, healthier, have bigger balls then you do right now. So get off your ass and do it.
3. STOP THINKING ABOUT IT AND GO AND DO IT, PROCRASTINATION = MASTURBATION. ya hear me? You will never achieve anything if you just **** around all week, go to the ****in gym, go for a run, start eating healthy, stop wacking it so much, eat more meat, just do whatever it change that puzzy into a ****.
4. STOP MAKING EXSCUSES, stop being a puzzy and blaming exterior things. IT WAS YOUR FAULT YOU DIDNT APPROACH HER, IT WAS YOUR FAULT YOU DIDNT GO TO THE GYM, IT WAS YOUR FAULT YOU HANDED IN THAT HOMEWORK LATE, IT WAS YOUR ****ING FAULT YOU ATE THAT BIG BOWL OF ICE CREAM. Remember what you do right now will either haunt you for the rest of your life or it will produce amazing glory.
5. Get some friends. start talking to people. ITS NOT HARD. Talk to everyone, ev en if they aren't 'cool', its practise, practise opening people up. Be the dominant one and ask all the questions to start off with, talk to them about things they are obviously interested in. Stop talking to your 3 friends in your group and start broadening your horizon! Talk - to - everyone, drum that message into your head. IF YOUR FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE, YOU GET INVITED TO MORE PARTIES, YOU GET INVITED TO MORE PARTIES, YOU GET MORE OPPURTUNITIES FOR PUZZY AND FUN!!!
6. GET WILD, stop living boring days, day in and day out. Do something crazy, just show everyone the REAL YOU, do those things you ussually wouldnt. BAD TO THE BONE BABY, and show people it... Just dont wake up and lead another stupid boring day. DONT BE SATISFIED, CHANGE THINGS, CHANGE YOUR DAILY ROUTINE. You show me a satasfied man then the only thing i can see is a complete failure. Restlessness is the first necessity for productivity.
7. Go out there and embarrase yourself, at my graduation i walked up to get my year 10 certificate and some stupid spontaneous thought made me delibrately trip over in front of thousands of people, IF YOU CAN DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. The ability to do anything is a great feeling, go and make yourself embarrased and you will be rewarded for it!
Go to the gym, get big. Get a tan. Look good. Be funny, be wild, be outgoing. Be focused. If you are all of those things then high school will be the ****en time of your life!
1. FIRST THINGS FIRST, that babe in your class who probably isnt that hot anyway you just tell yourself she is to make yourself feel better is probably a dumb *****. There are to many ****en useless girls out there, now dont get me wrong, i love chicks, i'm ****ing that HB9.5 model all high school guys cream themselves about. What im trying to say is that there is AN INCREDIBLY SMALL number of relationship worthy girls in this world and an even INCREDIBLY SMALLER number in high school.
They just arent worth the ****ing effort, all they want out of you is a piece of your social power in which they can validate their pointless lives which entirely revolves around chasing guys, shopping, and having little ***** fights with their friends. If you think you have found a TRUELY QUALITY GIRL then im telling you, you haven't just wait till you have had enough experience with the attention *****s so you can be sure you can identify true talent when you see it.
You still wont accept this rule and you have decided to submit to your incredibly dominant feminine side?(do the words "dominant" and "feminine" sound stupid next to each other to any one else?) Fine, just follow the rest of these rules and keep overanalysing situations, whatever floats your boat.
2. So you have finally gotten over that strange obsession with that HB6 that you labelled a HB9.8. Good work! Im proud of you, your now no longer a she-man, your just a .. guy. What you have to do is stop being a ***** in other areas of life, realise that in the next week, you could be stronger, smarter, healthier, have bigger balls then you do right now. So get off your ass and do it.
3. STOP THINKING ABOUT IT AND GO AND DO IT, PROCRASTINATION = MASTURBATION. ya hear me? You will never achieve anything if you just **** around all week, go to the ****in gym, go for a run, start eating healthy, stop wacking it so much, eat more meat, just do whatever it change that puzzy into a ****.
4. STOP MAKING EXSCUSES, stop being a puzzy and blaming exterior things. IT WAS YOUR FAULT YOU DIDNT APPROACH HER, IT WAS YOUR FAULT YOU DIDNT GO TO THE GYM, IT WAS YOUR FAULT YOU HANDED IN THAT HOMEWORK LATE, IT WAS YOUR ****ING FAULT YOU ATE THAT BIG BOWL OF ICE CREAM. Remember what you do right now will either haunt you for the rest of your life or it will produce amazing glory.
5. Get some friends. start talking to people. ITS NOT HARD. Talk to everyone, ev en if they aren't 'cool', its practise, practise opening people up. Be the dominant one and ask all the questions to start off with, talk to them about things they are obviously interested in. Stop talking to your 3 friends in your group and start broadening your horizon! Talk - to - everyone, drum that message into your head. IF YOUR FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE, YOU GET INVITED TO MORE PARTIES, YOU GET INVITED TO MORE PARTIES, YOU GET MORE OPPURTUNITIES FOR PUZZY AND FUN!!!
6. GET WILD, stop living boring days, day in and day out. Do something crazy, just show everyone the REAL YOU, do those things you ussually wouldnt. BAD TO THE BONE BABY, and show people it... Just dont wake up and lead another stupid boring day. DONT BE SATISFIED, CHANGE THINGS, CHANGE YOUR DAILY ROUTINE. You show me a satasfied man then the only thing i can see is a complete failure. Restlessness is the first necessity for productivity.
7. Go out there and embarrase yourself, at my graduation i walked up to get my year 10 certificate and some stupid spontaneous thought made me delibrately trip over in front of thousands of people, IF YOU CAN DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. The ability to do anything is a great feeling, go and make yourself embarrased and you will be rewarded for it!
Go to the gym, get big. Get a tan. Look good. Be funny, be wild, be outgoing. Be focused. If you are all of those things then high school will be the ****en time of your life!
