"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DJ_in_making

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Call her and leave her the exact same message. (Substituting the word girl for guy of course)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by lets_do_this


"Now i'm thinking that maybe all your after is sex. It hurts me to think that way, but that's how you make me feel."

"I don't know what to say because I like you, but somehow I guess you had this wrong impression about me... You're wrong, and i'm not that kind of girl."

"we dont know what we mean to each other"


She woke up in the morning and felt like a ho3 which she is ! You should have called her back and

said: ' You are a hoeeeeeeee '
 
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