Eastcoast's College Shanangians

[eastcoast15]

Hey dudes, just stumbled upon this place and i figured that i would throw up some of my stories hopefully inspire a few of you guys and something you can learn. I know this is the high school forum but I figured this would be more appropriate than the general.

Thursday afternoon I get a text from my buddy saying
“Yo tomorrow night were having a banger, you know what to do”

So my roomie we will call him AstroViz just got out of a year long relationship and I must say this kids game is SICK. I think he can outdo me most of the time but due to his year long hiatus we havent really gone out creeping hard in a long time.I decide that we should have a preparty at our place before hand because our apartment makes us look like ****ing ballers which= instant girlies.

AstroViz and I whip out our phones and text literally everysingle girl we have in our phones that is hot and invite them over. By now ii have quite the collection of numbers so its pretty noice., I proceed to invite every one. INTIENTIONAL ****BLOCKING FTW!

We clean up the apartment so it looks sick, theres 2 flatscreen tvs side by side, a bar, a sick view of the ocean and just an unreal setup in general that makes us look wayyy more rich than we actually are. (Necessary tatics of value that you MUST have to get laid)

I have 2 roomies and lately we have been playing an incredibly large amount of supersmash bros mele for the gamecube.

So the first wave of people come and just instantly start the party. Its a good group of people cool dudes and hot girls, everyone is fun people and knows how to have a good time so theres not that weird stage of the party where everyone is dead sober and anti-social. We start getting the drinking games going, the beerpong on the table, flipcup on the bar, some random card games.

Girls keep rolling in and its pretty much already a banger at our apartment. Me and astroviz are just having a ****load of fun,just vibing our positive energy onto everyone.

Just a tip for you guys you dont need to be100% hard creeper status right off the bat early on. If right when you get there you go beastmode its gonna decrease your chances, just warm her up, plant the seed then out.

I get a text from a girl, we shall calleth her hb leader shes like “Meet you at the big party! ”

She is not at my party so I can capatalize on all the hawtties that are in my house. I grab a group of really hot girls that i have only met once before and am like yoooo were doing cribs right now. So i take them around while acting like im on tv, opening my empty fridge and pointing out all the food that actually isnt there. Their all digging the vibes.


Now i must mention that me and astroviz share a room. This is an issue because when we both pull only one gets the room. We also have a cheetah print futon in our living room. There is mass amounts of our dna in that futon already and its only been a month living here. I explain this to the girls and tell them that they will also one day wake up there. A few of the girls are disturbed but also find it hilarious. One girl gets turned on weirdly, girls are silly creatures. (I make a mental note of this hb cheetahcouch)
Me and AstroViz also tell a girl that shes gonna be our tuesday night girl because shes not good enough for any other day and shes dying laughing. The best part is we were only half kidding

I have also forgot to mention that the entire time that I am hitting on these girls my current ****buddy who i am no longer feeling with is watching me. YEUSSS

I tell astroviz that its time for supersmash bros and he completely agrees. We fire it up on our 50” bigscreen. Of course we have four controllers so we grab some random hotties to play/watch including hbcheetahcouch. We kick their asses because they are terrible and I chirp cheetahcouch about how she must have oversized thumbs and i'll have to train her sometime. Then we find new people to play against. As this is happening the entire party sees us having a hella good time and starts watching. Literally more than half the people are watching this game intensely. Theres a huge surrounding, lots of hot girls included.

Its starting to become prime party time so i decide as the leader of the party that we should go to the banger. We round everyone up and head out.

As were walking over this bro of mine and hb cheetahcouch are having a contest who can moan better like a pornstar. Its pretty funny because everyone judges and says that my bro is better. (he watches too much pron) But as this is going on I run up and lift up hbcheetahcouch. She wraps her legs around me and just starts moaning OH MY GOD IM GONNA ***. I literally instantly got a boner and I tell her this. She says she thinks its really sexy how I just picked her up forcefully.

Didnt get her number but I probably should have and probably should have kissed her right there. Im sure ill see her around again soon though and my mind was on hb leader.

So we arrive at the party and its BUMPING. We arrived at the perfect time right when the party is just about to peak and their is people everywhere. (Did I think about what time is perfect to show up? Yes it was not an accident. Its called calibration guys little things like this pick up on them)

I see that the flipcup table is the happening place at the very center of the party. (Warm end of the party if you guys know what that is.)

Some of the people from my party are a little bit intimidated by the amount of people so i yell at them to get on my team. I then organize massive games of flipcup with like 10 on 10. I do this by yelling louder than everyone but I have a smile on my face the whole time so everyone knows im having an awesome time.

Hb leader walks in and sees me doing this and instantly wants me. I can see it in her eyes.
I say hello, we vibe and I know its already on. I set up this insider joke thats pretty hilarious. I can feel the tension building but i dont wanna fully commit yet cause it doesnt feel right. So i say i have to go talk to my friends. I walk back in and join the flipcup games. I get hb leader to join me and make fun of her for having no skills. We play and she actually is good.

I then grab her hand and pull her to a corner in the party and have a one on one with her. Her best friend comes over and I charm her. She is like ok you two have fun! And walks off hahaha WIN

I go for the makeout and she keeps rejecting it. I find it pretty hilarious and laugh it off every time unphased. Shes still there which means its still game on. She says she doesnt like pda and i agree. I say it makes me have funny feelings in my tummy. I ask her what shes doing right now. She says shes at a party. I say me too but im going home to feed my fish jerry. She should come. She hesitates for a second but i grab her hand and lead her out the door.

Even though I live 4-5 streets away I tell her its around the corner. I talk to her about life. We vibe reallly reallly well.

She realizes that it is not right around the corner, I tell her that shes imagining things, she agrees. Lol


We get back then it begins, the batttle of lmr to end ALL

She wont kiss me. Wellllll she came all the way here for a reason.
So i just talk to her about life more we connect. I get a few short makeouts but shes putting up barriers like mad. I freeze her out, it works well. She starts getting more into it. Then keeps stopping telling me I must be a player and that this happens all the time because me and Astroviz were so chill about it. (In this situation DO NOT GO LOGICAL)

I explain to her that I am not. She says she doesnt hook up, I tell her I live in the now and explain the POWER OF IT. She somewhat agrees and I mount her. I also have a boner at this point incase you were wondering. I start making out with her, calibrating the entire time as to figure out what she likes. I see that her breathing gets way heavier every time i reallly dominate her so I start going beast mode. And also the fack that I want to **** her very badly doesnt hurt either. I pin her hands down and interlock fingers while making out with her. I put my leg on her vag because she cant object to that and start getting her going. Shes starting to ride her hips up and down my leg so I try to slip my hand down. She instantly grabs it and swats it. Im like ****
I have a raging boner at this point and decide that if shes not going to let me i'm going to **** her with my clothes on. So I literally just start dryhumping her. Shes going buckwild moaning, it was actually nuts how turned on she was. She is just about to orgasm and let go and then is just like No we need to stop. And pushes me off. Im like GAWD DAMIT.

So I start all over doing the same thing, the makeout and ramp it up. I figure I have at least another shot at it. So I get her going absoloutely nuts like her hands are quivering and everything im literally ****ing the **** out of her, with my clothes on. And just as shes about to completely let go and orgasm shes like i cant do this your too much to handle!!! So we cuddle and cherish off into the night.

When I wake up to get a drink in the morning the next day I walk into my living room theres a naked girl with Astroviz on the couch, beer cans everywhere, my other friend is sleeping in a closet just so he didnt **** block us. And i have a topless girl in my bed.

Basically American Pie, I love my life.

 

[Kenny Powers]

damn dude that was pretty boss, not just a specific part, but everything hahaha. You remind me of this dude:

http://collegeflirt.net/how-i-got-laid-last-night-pt-treis/

In fact i think you are that dude. Keep it up either way

 

[NorwegianDJ]

hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS is why I cant wait for college! What college are you in? You in a frat?
Love the RSD terms, you remind me somewhat of Alex or Henry.
Cool to have you around!

 

[eastcoast15]

Appreciate the love guys, i'm not alex from college flirt. I go to Dalhousie in CANADA. And the frat scene here is weak so im not involved. Ill try to post up some more adventures for you guys in the near future. Thanks for the kind welcome!

 

[Rhino]

1 more year until college I can't wait. haha you sound cool as anything and your place sounds sick

 

[eastcoast15]

More hilariousness of course, this **** is getting out of hand

Friday night arrives, and for some reason a large amount of my friends dont want to party because everyone went so hard last weekend for halloween. Astroviz (my roomie) and I decide that were not going to do anything and take it easy. So that lasts until about 9:30 when he gets a text from this girl.

“Hey no one is partying and me and my friend wanna get drunk, can we come over”

So much for taking it easy, we jet over to the liquor store and stock up. I have no idea what the friend is like so its potentially very very sketchy. But i hope for the best and put my faith in Astroviz.

They come over and their both pretty decent, i'm like **** it mayaswelll. We all do mass amounts of shots and get pretty loaded. Pretty weird situation considering were not partying, i guess they thought it would be too awkward sober.

So I kind of game her, just basically find out who she is, we know a few mutual friends. Nothing particularly special. I take her on our balcony and show her the view, shes giving me the **** me look. So i go in for the kiss. It was weird, we didnt really vibe that well at all. She was just dtf before she even came over. I take her to my room while Astroviz takes the other one on the couch.

So we start making out and she starts biting my lip. But not in a hot nibble way, like its ****ing painful and not enjoyable at all. And when i put my tongue in shes ****ing chomping on it. She then bites the **** out of my lip. As some sort of lmr/girl code she says she needs to go talk to her friend. So she gets up and says be right back. I then touch my lip and realize im ****ing bleeding big time, like gushing and im starting to get a fat lip. I'm like THIS ***** IS CRAZY

She comes back in and I decide its time for revenge, at this point i don't give a **** if i hook up with her. So i pin her down get her bra off and CHOMP the **** out of her nipple. Like not a little bite. A straight up shark eating a small child.
Needless to say she gets ****ing rattled, literally gets up and runs out of my apartment hahahaha.

So yeah thats pretty much proper game.

 

[LearningSlowly]

More hilariousness of course, this **** is getting out of hand

Friday night arrives, and for some reason a large amount of my friends dont want to party because everyone went so hard last weekend for halloween. Astroviz (my roomie) and I decide that were not going to do anything and take it easy. So that lasts until about 9:30 when he gets a text from this girl.

“Hey no one is partying and me and my friend wanna get drunk, can we come over”

So much for taking it easy, we jet over to the liquor store and stock up. I have no idea what the friend is like so its potentially very very sketchy. But i hope for the best and put my faith in Astroviz.

They come over and their both pretty decent, i'm like **** it mayaswelll. We all do mass amounts of shots and get pretty loaded. Pretty weird situation considering were not partying, i guess they thought it would be too awkward sober.

So I kind of game her, just basically find out who she is, we know a few mutual friends. Nothing particularly special. I take her on our balcony and show her the view, shes giving me the **** me look. So i go in for the kiss. It was weird, we didnt really vibe that well at all. She was just dtf before she even came over. I take her to my room while Astroviz takes the other one on the couch.

So we start making out and she starts biting my lip. But not in a hot nibble way, like its ****ing painful and not enjoyable at all. And when i put my tongue in shes ****ing chomping on it. She then bites the **** out of my lip. As some sort of lmr/girl code she says she needs to go talk to her friend. So she gets up and says be right back. I then touch my lip and realize im ****ing bleeding big time, like gushing and im starting to get a fat lip. I'm like THIS ***** IS CRAZY

She comes back in and I decide its time for revenge, at this point i don't give a **** if i hook up with her. So i pin her down get her bra off and CHOMP the **** out of her nipple. Like not a little bite. A straight up shark eating a small child.
Needless to say she gets ****ing rattled, literally gets up and runs out of my apartment hahahaha.

So yeah thats pretty much proper game.

HAHAHAHA gotta say I liked this one better than the first. I've been there with the biters.

Waiting for senior year to be over, I was too much of a chump for the first three years to take advantage of my situation, but I certainly will in college.

 

[NorwegianDJ]

HAhahahahaha. That happened to my friend at a party. He still hooked up with her again. Ah, the regrets

 

[BigSmooth]

damn dude that was pretty boss, not just a specific part, but everything hahaha. You remind me of this dude:

http://collegeflirt.net/how-i-got-laid-last-night-pt-treis/

In fact i think you are that dude. Keep it up either way

This guy goes to the same place I go to, so it's amusing that I actually know the places he is talking about. I've probably seen the dude somewhere too. :rock:


To the high-schoolers: College is an amazing time, but you get out of it how much effort you put in.

 

[Jack Wealthy]

I let a chomper blow me once.


It was nice. The hospital gave me morphine.

 

[eastcoast15]

To the high-schoolers: College is an amazing time, but you get out of it how much effort you put in.

Very very true. You can't just show up and expect everything to change. What you're bringing to the table is still the same thing you just have a completely new opportunity to change it.

This ones a few weeks old but here it is...

I've have been hella sick (most likely with aids) the last couple days due to the following story. Effectively killing my 4 day weekend.

But enough moaning and groaning! On to the shanagians.

Its wednesday night, beautiful weather, i can feel the wind blowing through my hair. PRIMETIME, oh and also theres a big event going on at my campus bar involving blacklights and glowsticks. Therefore I am stoked.

We start pregaming at my place, 7 dudes 0 girls NOICE RATIO. Really not to worried about it due to the amount of people I know going. We proceed to get really drunk and decide its a great idea to walk 20 minutes to the bar regardless of the cold ass Canada weather, I decide I am drunken iron man, **** COATS.

We get to the bar. Wait in line frozen like a popsicle for a good amount of time, I let some guy butt in front of me because his friends are there.Just cause I was thinking how awkward most average people would feel standing alone without their friends. He thinks i'm the most awesome guy on the planet and hucks me a free drink ticket.

We get in and i'm still rather frigid. I hug most the girls I know to warm up and also a few randoms because its funny. (Im gonna pass on the pua “warm up set” joke here) I'm not at my ideal drunk point yet so I wait forever at the one bar that is open to buy bulk drinks. Its packed and all these faggots are waiting forever. Makes me feel like a chode for a second, All of these guys are just making excuses to not have to socialize and talk to people, or they need alcohol to give them an excuse to by being drunk. Step the **** up.

I finally get my drinks and find my friends who I came with, their all sitting around a table casually drinking, risking nothing because that would scare them, Not my style. Their all great dudes but they wont put themselves out there. Lucky my roomie is there and hops on board when I ask if anyone wants to hit the dancefloor. We walk down and I have the tigerscoping eyes on. I see one I like and go in.

Lately i've been having a silly amount of success on dancefloors. I can admit that some of it is due to there being large quantites of *****s. But regardless this is what i've been doing and it works almost flawlessly, ive never turned on girls more from the dancefloor in my life.

I literally just go up and grab their hand. Not in a creepy “YEASSSS, I GOT YOU NOW” way but a firm dominant way. Then I smile at them and say lets dance. At this point i'm already either on route to the dancefloor and almost lightly pulling them towards it.

Heres whats going on

The sexy hand grab is what the majority of dudes don't have the balls to do so your setting yourself apart big time by doing it. +1

The next thing is the smile is showing your having a time and she clearly wants some of that. +1

Then you're already pulling them to the dancefloor your showing that you rarely get turned down and its eliminating the option from her head. +1

And to cap it all off shes so swept up by all these emotions of a random guy pulling her that she doesnt have time to think and say no. AUTO YES (unless you look like a troll, even then your gonna get at least 8%!)

Mind you, you MUST have 100% belief this will work because then any possibility of you coming off as a creeper will be eliminated. I've only been turned down one time doing it and I smiled, shrugged my shoulders and said cool and walked off. She actually found me later to dance.

So I do this to the girl that I have sniped out and shes like OMG YES. As i'm pulling her gently her friend is looking like a wandering lost puppy so my roomie snags her up. Were having a time and dancing like idiots with them, I'm telling them we're having a dance battle so it gets them loooking stupid too. Win-win and were having fun.

I decide that my girl is not hawt enough and snag another one. Same hand thing as before, shes loving it. I do my traditional dance from behind, let the hands wander a bit, get her turned on. Spin her to face me and makeout. Were making out hard for a while and its fun but for whatever reason i'm not feeling it and bounce. The girl gives me a shocked look of wanting to be ****ed as I scamper off hahaha.

I'm completely in state at this point so theres no time for pauses, I get the scope on and see a hot girl not dancing with anyone so I do the hand pull (should think of a name for it)
We dance, spin to makeout and then do more dirty things on the dancefloor that im not proud of. She has nice boobies so I decide this will be the one and i'm gonna pull. I find out where she lives and its right around the corner ....perfect. She stops and says “wait I have to tell my friends” and im like ah mayne this is gonna take some time. Then she whips out her phone and texts them. Lol sweet, shes definitely a hoe.

I then walk around the corner to her place. At this point I realize that I still dont know her name. She asks for my bbm pin as some last ditch attempt to not seem like a slut. We get to her room and have sex. Right after I get up and go home.

The next morning I wake up sick as **** and sleep for the next 3 days missing a whole weekend of shanagians. I think ive learned my lesson and need to know a girl enough to not make me sick before anything happens. So as cool as random makeouts are, they will get you sick. (oh yeah i wrapped it so its not a disease, thank god)

 

[NorwegianDJ]

Yeah, also feel a tiny bit sick after last night. MEh.
DUDE. THE HAND PULL. I ALSO DO IT!!!
Pulling chicks without exchanging names is the best!

 

[StormScar]

Duuuuuuuuude you're so awesome, you just prove American pie-ish films are so true. You're stories are all awesome and just make me dream bout uni

 

[eastcoast15]

Much love fellas <3
Lil something from last night, nothing too too special


Campus bar happened to be having a event on a Wednesday. It was the last day of classes hence the name “Last class bash”

Night starts out as usual getting a lil snap on in preparation. Beer pong ownage and other games and such.

We show up at the bar, i'm currently in a hair-growing competition so I look like a homeless man. But i'm really not overly phased by it.

I walk around, shoot the **** with people I know. Give the hugs to girls I know and all that fun stuff. The place is absolutely bumping so I decide its time to hit the dance floor. I do my hand thing and spin this girl in. Completely by coincidence it happens to be this girl that I always dance with every time i'm there. We always have great chemistry and every single time I try to make out with her for the lulz even though I know shes dating some dude and theres slim to no chances. So obviously I try again and our lips touch but then she pulls away. I'm always laughing every time, she thinks its pretty funny too. This guy I haven't seen in a while sees me and comes over and kind of **** blocks me. Didn't really feel like blowing him out cause hes a decent enough guy so I bounce.


My two friends who are girls then see me and get STOKED. I grab both of them by the hands and lead em to the dancefloor while looking like a pimp. They put me in the middle of the sandwich and were having so much fun just laughing and being ridiculous, doing some stupid dance moves. I'm all smiles and people can pick up on these vibes. This girl who I have never seen in my life starts eye****ing me on the dancefloor while i'm doing it. Well call her hb Jesse. I'm like schweet i'll go talk to her once i'm done dancing but somehow she vanishes.

I then run into the girl from a few adventures ago who gave me the hardcore lmr and ended up with blueballs. It's instantly on and I pull her to the dancefloor. Were just having fun dancing, I ramp things up and were making out. I look up and see that hb jesse is a few people over still eye****ing me. I'm like ehhhh if only i could have found you earlier, you would have been mine. But the girl i'm with is like alright I believe its time to go. Of course I agree and shes like, ok let me use the washroom.

As she goes to the washroom hb jesse, who I have never met in my life leaves the guy shes talking to walks up to me and literally grabs my face and makes out with me. I'm like WTF EH!! I pull away cause I don't want the other girl whos in the washroom to come back and kill my chances.

So heres the conversation with Jesse
Me: I saw you eye****ing me all night, but youre too late, you shoulda got me earlier!
Hb jesse: I gave you the signs you didnt come over
Me: Yeah but as you saw, im a pretty busy guy
Hb jesse: Too bad I didnt get you earlier, I would totally **** you
Me: (thinking in my head, lolwut) Alright well take my number anyway.


We exchange numbers and she gives me a kiss as she walks away.

I send her a text right away, Matt
her: Wrap it up tonight!

This makes me laugh, she will be mine.

Then the other girl returns. We go back to her place and I face lmr mostly due to the fact that I didn’t have a condom. I handle it and we have secks without one anyway, kind of sketchy but it was really nice.

 

[BigSmooth]

Much love fellas <3
Lil something from last night, nothing too too special


Campus bar happened to be having a event on a Wednesday. It was the last day of classes hence the name “Last class bash”

Night starts out as usual getting a lil snap on in preparation. Beer pong ownage and other games and such.

We show up at the bar, i'm currently in a hair-growing competition so I look like a homeless man. But i'm really not overly phased by it.

I walk around, shoot the **** with people I know. Give the hugs to girls I know and all that fun stuff. The place is absolutely bumping so I decide its time to hit the dance floor. I do my hand thing and spin this girl in. Completely by coincidence it happens to be this girl that I always dance with every time i'm there. We always have great chemistry and every single time I try to make out with her for the lulz even though I know shes dating some dude and theres slim to no chances. So obviously I try again and our lips touch but then she pulls away. I'm always laughing every time, she thinks its pretty funny too. This guy I haven't seen in a while sees me and comes over and kind of **** blocks me. Didn't really feel like blowing him out cause hes a decent enough guy so I bounce.


My two friends who are girls then see me and get STOKED. I grab both of them by the hands and lead em to the dancefloor while looking like a pimp. They put me in the middle of the sandwich and were having so much fun just laughing and being ridiculous, doing some stupid dance moves. I'm all smiles and people can pick up on these vibes. This girl who I have never seen in my life starts eye****ing me on the dancefloor while i'm doing it. Well call her hb Jesse. I'm like schweet i'll go talk to her once i'm done dancing but somehow she vanishes.

I then run into the girl from a few adventures ago who gave me the hardcore lmr and ended up with blueballs. It's instantly on and I pull her to the dancefloor. Were just having fun dancing, I ramp things up and were making out. I look up and see that hb jesse is a few people over still eye****ing me. I'm like ehhhh if only i could have found you earlier, you would have been mine. But the girl i'm with is like alright I believe its time to go. Of course I agree and shes like, ok let me use the washroom.

As she goes to the washroom hb jesse, who I have never met in my life leaves the guy shes talking to walks up to me and literally grabs my face and makes out with me. I'm like WTF EH!! I pull away cause I don't want the other girl whos in the washroom to come back and kill my chances.

So heres the conversation with Jesse
Me: I saw you eye****ing me all night, but youre too late, you shoulda got me earlier!
Hb jesse: I gave you the signs you didnt come over
Me: Yeah but as you saw, im a pretty busy guy
Hb jesse: Too bad I didnt get you earlier, I would totally **** you
Me: (thinking in my head, lolwut) Alright well take my number anyway.


We exchange numbers and she gives me a kiss as she walks away.

I send her a text right away, Matt
her: Wrap it up tonight!

This makes me laugh, she will be mine.

Then the other girl returns. We go back to her place and I face lmr mostly due to the fact that I didn’t have a condom. I handle it and we have secks without one anyway, kind of sketchy but it was really nice.

Nice man, fun times in college haha. What college do you go to?

And one quick question. People use tons of abbreviations here, what does lmr stand for?

 

[Jack Wealthy]

Last Minute Resistance. Girls resistance to sex in the final moments of hooking up.

 

[LearningSlowly]

I will be doing so much hand-pulling tomorrow. Thank you for your simple genius.

 

[eastcoast15]

Well its time for back to school.

So logically if you know anything about me that means lots of back to school partying and wreckless behaviour. Here we goooo

Gameplan on the night

Step 1. Get trashed because if you don’t have alcohol its impossible to game (please don’t take this seriously)
2. Go to the campus bar
3. **** **** up

So earlier in the week I had heard about the campus bar throwing some big event. I found the facebook event and tossed it out to all my friends. Single handedly built a bunch of hype for it. I think the it rose from 400 attending to 500 attending within a few hours of me doing this. Kinda makes me think I need to start promoting for this place. But needless to say im pretty excited for this event....

The night starts as usual, pre-gaming with alll of my favourite friends. I love these guys cause its always great vibes and everyone picks each other up if someones energy is down. We get decently loaded and are feeling EXCELLENTE. We head over to the bar. The lineup is MASSSSIVE so obviously we're not too pleased. While we're waiting I walk up to the front and ask one of the bouncers if theres any way that we could make the line work better. Really was just reasonable with him talking about the line and stuff. I'm one of the more sober people in the lineup and I could tell this guy has been dealing with *******s all night so he appreciates me being a legit guy and not bugging him about it. Hes then like listen man, and hands me a handful of vip bracelets so me and my crew can cut this massive line. I was stoked, great guy shows what happens when you just connect with people and give love.

We get into the actual bar and its busy as fackkkkkk which is sweet. Also because i've fb spammed this event to everyone I know a **** ton of people so I go around saying hello to everyone and vibe with them. For whatever reason when I'm in this bar I ****ing SLAY like no other and this night will be no exception. I'm trying to think of why I have this success but I can't really put my finger on what makes me do so well at this specific place.

So after my hellos I decide its time to get my CREEP ON on the dance floor. As I'm walking down the stairs onto the dance floor I see my best friend Tpach already making out with this smoking hot girl and shes super into him. At this point we've only been there max 20 minutes. I'm then like FACK well if hes making out with a girl then I should be too. I literally just grab the hand of some girl, do my hand trick and spin her into me so were facing and in 30 seconds we are making out. I then realize that I haven't actually looked at this girls face for more than 2 seconds when I was spinning her into me so I end the kiss and look at her face.....

:O bad idea this girl is the opposite of attractive. Tpach sees this and is losing it laughing while this girl is still kissing on his neck. Im laughing cause its pretty hilarious that I just madeout with a fatty. Then to make it even better I look up and theres a bunch of my friends watching too and their laughing their heads off. Needless to say I take off from this beautiful woman... Funny times


I dance with 2-3 more Chiquitas but it doesn’t really lead anywhere because their vibes are bad in the first place, don't really care dont have time for them. I see a nice sexy girl dancing with 2 of her friends and go in. We dance--->spin to front--->makeout. I could tell this one was instantly down the minute I started dancing with her because my spidey senses are tingling. We keep kissing and dancing in a extremely vulgar way. I planted my leg between her legs and basically ****s my leg. I felt like a piece of meat. I feel the time is that I need to pull because our emotions are peaking but just as I'm thinking this her 2 friends who I stole her from in the first place run over and pull her away. Made sense because I didn't even say a word to them and they just couldn't have their friend doing dirty things with a complete stranger. Doesn't really phase me though and its ON TO THE NEXT ONE.

Then I pull the biggest bro moment of my life.

I find this really hot girl and do the hand spin thingy. We're right next to the DJ stage and things are starting to get a little sexy. I then look over and see this guy I kind of know hop up on the stage by himself and start getting hyped like dancing and getting the crowd pumped. I've met this guy a few times before and hes friends with a lot of my friends. Unfortunately hes stupid as **** and never remembers who I am. But I see him hop on the stage dancing by himself and out of bro respeckt I take this sexy girl I'm dancing with and lift her onto the stage and tell her to dance with him. Shes ok with it and because shes hot I knew it would make him look cool as **** and get him laid later. Hes really loaded and doesn't even notice that I handed him this sexy girl and assumes she just climbed up to be with him. But hes dancing with her and all his friends are cheering and ****. It felt really good. Then there were a few girls who I wasn't dancing with who noticed that I pulled the handoff of a lifetime and were like “holy **** you're the nicest man on the planet.” The best part is he's not ever going to know that I did that but I did that but it made his night that much better. Its called spreading love boys DO IT!


I then leave the dance-floor for a bit and see a friend of mine and start talking to her. She has a cute friend with her so obviously I say hello. She tells me that shes slept in my bed before when I wasn't there?

Very interesting introduction

I translate this into: “Nice to meet you lets ****”

I don’t even remember saying anything particularly smooth, just a lot of smiling and joking with her but either way hb friend is really feeling my vibes. We do shots and then I ask her if she wants to dance. Shes completely down and I lead her to the dance floor with her hand in mine. Before we even actually get to the dance-floor she grabs my face and forces the makeout on me before we even had a chance to dance at all. Take notes from her guys this chick is the definition of beasting. I take her to the middle of the floor because that way the bouncers wont kick me out of dirty actions and more inappropriate things happen. Then all of a sudden shes like....

“Hey you should meet me in the washroom ”
.....I like the way this girl thinks

So we're heading to the washroom. But I see theres a bouncer, so I let her walk ahead a ways and go in so it doesn't seem suspicious. But then as I'm trying to slide into the girls washroom the bouncer catches me and doesn't let me go in... Cackblocked

I'm pretty upset because this girl was supposed to be the love of my life and we were supposed to get married. Unfortunately she thinks that by me not following her I blew her off so she gets mad because she was waiting. She walks out angry and I never see her again... she really wanted some vitamin d.

In hindsight there was another less used washroom on a different floor where I think I would have been able to get away with it... But now that I actually thought about it I'll know for next time.

The whole time I haven't mentioned that I have to work at 6 am the next morning and for whatever reason this fact hits me that its probably not a good idea to hook up with anyone because chances are I'm not gonna make it to work. This along with the fact that the place is gonna close in 20 minutes causes me to reconsider, so I find some of my friends that I came with and get plastered /have a ****load of fun because their awesome guys.

Head home solo but don’t give a **** at all cause I had a time.

I would also write up about what happened saturday night but it's far too long..... It involved waking up on the couch of some random girls house who I had met that night...... with my shoes winter jacket and backpack on,.... Then walking out the front door and being 100% lost with no idea where I am.


OH AND I HAVE A LARGE ANNOUNCEMENT

Myself and a gathering of guys who are either killing high school/ killed high school have put together a website for game in high school, where they can post some articles on their thoughts on high school game.

So get hyped because theres going to be some seriously quality information from guys who actually succeeded in high school not some 40 year old pickup man who only goes out to the bars.

One of the writers being Norwegian DJ (omg hes so dreamy):crazy:

The launch date will be announced in the coming week. SO GET HYPED

 

[NorwegianDJ]

We get into the actual bar and its busy as fackkkkkk which is sweet. Also because i've fb spammed this event to everyone I know a **** ton of people so I go around saying hello to everyone and vibe with them. For whatever reason when I'm in this bar I ****ing SLAY like no other and this night will be no exception. I'm trying to think of why I have this success but I can't really put my finger on what makes me do so well at this specific place.

Situational confidence, my friend. You retain your social value when you know a lot of people, and so on.

OH AND I HAVE A LARGE ANNOUNCEMENT

Myself and a gathering of guys who are either killing high school/ killed high school have put together a website for game in high school, where they can post some articles on their thoughts on high school game.

So get hyped because theres going to be some seriously quality information from guys who actually succeeded in high school not some 40 year old pickup man who only goes out to the bars.

One of the writers being Norwegian DJ (omg hes so dreamy):crazy:

The launch date will be announced in the coming week. SO GET HYPED

HahahaHAHAhahaahahahahahahhaaahhhh. I'll send you the bio when i get back home! I'm up for writing an article today too if needed.