"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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PeasantPlayer

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Pretty much met up with some chicks my friend knew. They were cool, went to some festival or whatever chopped it up talked, had some food and drinks, then we went to my other dudes house he had more liquor and what not. He was with another dude, we chopping it up....chillen its 3 girls 4 guys so one guy is likely to be the odd man out. I start gaming one of the chicks...we talking about everything and what not. Then I asked what she thought of me and she said I seemed arrogant, self centered, picky, and selfish :crazy: I started blurting out laughing....**** was hilarious because some of it is true like the picky part, confidence and arrogance get confused all the time. Not mad thought it was funny? Any females try to read or pass judgment on you guys? Her friend said I was interesting and a character maybe I should of made moves on her:yes:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Then I asked what she thought of me and she said I seemed arrogant, self centered, picky, and selfish

Mate, I bet she didn't actually say she disliked any of those traits though, right...??

If you were talking to her, would/should she not take your pickiness as a compliment?

Oh....women. So transparent when you start understanding how they work.
 

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Then I asked what she thought of me and she said I seemed arrogant, self centered, picky, and selfish

Mate, I bet she didn't actually say she disliked any of those traits though, right...??

If you were talking to her, would/should she not take your pickiness as a compliment?

Oh....women. So transparent when you start understanding how they work.
Possibly lol. I am picky, but not to picky.....I didn't think she was out of my league or anything. It was hilarious though I had a good laugh and day
 
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