"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ears Peirced

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Don Juan
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I want to get my ears peirced but dont want my parents to know. Is their anyway to get it peirced and get something to keep the hole in my ear open. I heard their is like a clearback that keeps the hole in your ear open but it only works if you leave the earring in after a certain time. Anyway I can go about getting my ears peirced and anyway to convince my parents to let me get it. They think it's gay. I just want one not too.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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SexinEar

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Hahah, clip on's. Who gives a **** what your parents think, your 18.
 

misterethoughts

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i got my left ear pierced.. who cares? just do it...my parents were against it.. but they they reliased how cool it was....
 

Scumfrog

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just do it. they won't like it for the first week. after like a month they won't even remember you have it.

I have my left lobe, left industrial and left eyebrow pierced. I really need something on the right to even it out ;p
 
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