"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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earned myself a kid!!! freakin out!!

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im hookin up with a chick who may be pregnant with her ex's kid. should i split or stick around?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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KontrollerX

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Get yourself out of this situation ASAP or you will be positioned to be the new baby daddy.

This situation is rife with drama and headaches all of which an intelligent man avoids at all costs.

Leave raising other men's children to the symps and AFC's and would be knights in shining armor.
 

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yea i was gonna feel it out
 

War Against Betaism

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Dude it's not even gonna be your kid, you can be friends with her but no no to the relationship.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Read that post to yourself man. This broad is drama to the fullest, pregnant or not. Run like hell.
 

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Dude you better get the fvck outta there ASAP!!!
 

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As if you needed another post, but....do yourself a favour and stay clear.
 

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**** no get dna if it's not yours bolt even then it's your choice if he is yours bolt or raise him as a don juan
 

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This girl is BAD NEWS. She may do one of the following:

1. She may be already pregnant with the ex's kid and convince you that you are the father.

2. She may not be pregnant now, but tell you she is so you can have unprotected sex with her. Then she'll get pregnant for real. (This happened to a buddy of mine.)

3. She may not be pregnant now or even trying, but she has already demonstrated that she is careless with birth control with her last guy.

Please think with the right head and stop having sex with this girl. Do not "play it by ear" and try to sneak in a few more lays with her. You're playing with fire dude. Quit while you are (hopefully) ahead.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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get a pregnancy test, make her piss on it, confirm it's real. if so, enjoy the preggo sex, drink the fresh milk, and make sure your name is not on the birth certificate.
 

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Get the **** out of there.
 

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My Wingman and I have a saying when it comes to sh*t like this: "Thats when you know it's time to RIDEEE CLYDEE"
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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oakraiderz2

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Leave cause its fixna be yo baby once you skeet in her and find out she isnt pregnant.
 
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