"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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kickureface

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how doyou do kino on the ear? it doesnt seem like you feel anytihng touching your own ear.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Bad Ass Canadian

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how doyou do kino on the ear? it doesnt seem like you feel anytihng touching your own ear.
I usually try and stick my d!ck in there, when she turns her head........
 

girlsarecrazy

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Kiss her lobes rub your nose and lips around her ear and neck. Works like a charm. My girl demanded to not stop doing it and she went wild and it lead to great sex.
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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nibbling on her earlobe and soft breathing/barely touching her ear with your lips can drive her crazy. when it's done right, she should get chills running all the way down to her toes.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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WC2

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yeah well obviously you've never had ear kino from a girl :)

the ear is probably the most receptive part of the body for kino besides getting down on her. slip it in with a hand behind the head during a kiss or simply when you're sitting next to her. as things get a little heavier and lead into more, slip some tongue to the ear and she'll go nuts :rockon:
 
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