"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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During a freak dance!!

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During a pretty damn hot freak dance, is it alright for the guy to pop a boner? I remember during my Homecoming (it was freakin wild :D ) Mr. Woody had a sudden growth spurt, but the girls didnt care haha.

Unless the girl gets freaked out and walk away, it's perfectly fine eh?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by j8snx1
During a pretty damn hot freak dance, is it alright for the guy to pop a boner? I remember during my Homecoming (it was freakin wild :D ) Mr. Woody had a sudden growth spurt, but the girls didnt care haha.

Unless the girl gets freaked out and walk away, it's perfectly fine eh?
Good question. One time this girl and i were about to f*ck...can you believe it!! Then while she was playing with my c*ck, and i got an erection and guess what....she ran away. :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by j8snx1
During a pretty damn hot freak dance, is it alright for the guy to pop a boner? I remember during my Homecoming (it was freakin wild :D ) Mr. Woody had a sudden growth spurt, but the girls didnt care haha.

Unless the girl gets freaked out and walk away, it's perfectly fine eh?
No. Most girls will get grossed out and a few will get you busted for sexual harassment. Even if they don't get you for that, they will still think you're a perverted jerk and will stay as far away from you as possible, because women want nice guys.
 

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They will probbaly take it as a complement... No really... From what I've heard.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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depends on the girl. some girls will feel it and they will continue to go, usually go faster or come closer etc. etc. other girls will walk away.
 

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Re: Re: During a freak dance!!

Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Good question. One time this girl and i were about to f*ck...can you believe it!! Then while she was playing with my c*ck, and i got an erection and guess what....she ran away. :rolleyes:

BS
 

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Re: Re: During a freak dance!!

Originally posted by MetalFortress
No. Most girls will get grossed out and a few will get you busted for sexual harassment. Even if they don't get you for that, they will still think you're a perverted jerk and will stay as far away from you as possible, because women want nice guys.
wtf type of parties do you go too. Lol right now i'm dieing from that post. Do yall dance 2 feet away from each other. Where i live most parties is just dancing or standing up in one place just watching looking like an ass. Getting a hard on the dancefloor is a good thing. Who the hell doesn't get hard when a hot girl is grinding on you. I say there is nothiinng wrong with it if she gets freaked out with a divk on her ass then she shouldn't be grinding.

Side note - I've seen some crazy grinding stuff you wouldn't believe and i've actually see girls tell there friends that the person is packing or that he is very hard. Friend of mine i was with at a party with said a guys meat was literally in between her ass cause she was wearing sweat pants and they were all sweaty. lol i wish i was that guy at that moment.
 
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Re: Re: Re: During a freak dance!!

Originally posted by bluelemond
BS
Thank you captain obvious...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Re: Re: Re: During a freak dance!!

Originally posted by Distant Light
wtf type of parties do you go too. Lol right now i'm dieing from that post. Do yall dance 2 feet away from each other. Where i live most parties is just dancing or standing up in one place just watching looking like an ass. Getting a hard on the dancefloor is a good thing. Who the hell doesn't get hard when a hot girl is grinding on you. I say there is nothiinng wrong with it if she gets freaked out with a divk on her ass then she shouldn't be grinding.

Side note - I've seen some crazy grinding stuff you wouldn't believe and i've actually see girls tell there friends that the person is packing or that he is very hard. Friend of mine i was at a party with said a guys meat was literally in between her ass cause she was wearing sweat pants and they were all sweaty. lol i wish i was that guy at that moment.
That post got me horny^^^^^^^
 

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Re: Re: Re: During a freak dance!!

Originally posted by Distant Light
wtf type of parties do you go too. Lol right now i'm dieing from that post. Do yall dance 2 feet away from each other. Where i live most parties is just dancing or standing up in one place just watching looking like an ass. Getting a hard on the dancefloor is a good thing. Who the hell doesn't get hard when a hot girl is grinding on you. I say there is nothiinng wrong with it if she gets freaked out with a divk on her ass then she shouldn't be grinding.

Side note - I've seen some crazy grinding stuff you wouldn't believe and i've actually see girls tell there friends that the person is packing or that he is very hard. Friend of mine i was with at a party with said a guys meat was literally in between her ass cause she was wearing sweat pants and they were all sweaty. lol i wish i was that guy at that moment.
THAT WAS SARCASM

But now I'm gonna make it a point to grind with chicks in sweatpants. Heh
 
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