"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Durex Condom Tester

Desdinova

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I thought maybe some of you could benefit from this. Could become a promising career opportunity! :D

http://durexcondomtester.com/

DUREX, WHICH ACCOUNTS FOR 29% of global condom sales, is launching a promotional and market research campaign in the U.S. in which some consumers will get to test the condoms and report back to Durex for the chance to win $1,000.

People who want to try out have until Nov. 4 to sign up at DurexCondomTester.com and complete an application, which includes explaining how often they use condoms and why one wants to be a Durex tester.

The 1,000 men and women who get chosen as condom testers will get a supply of vibrating rings, lubricants and assorted condoms
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Bah, how come it doesn't come with a supply of women also? How else are we supposed to test the condoms :whistle:
 

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Wow, that would be great in a pickup convo, or a job day at school or something.
 

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Girl: So like, what do you do for a living?

Guy: I'm uh... I'm a condom tester. :)

Girl: Really... So what do you do? Do you like stretch them and run tests on them in a lab to see how tough they are?

Guy: [laughs] No. Actually how it works is I make fukk to different women under various conditions and document how good the sex was.

Girl: [giggles] Wow that's kinda hot.

Guy: Yeah it's alright. Sometimes though it's tough to get it all written down before falling asleep.

:up:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Serialized3

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Fuck women under various conditions? Like one day in a meat locker, the next on the bayou with 80% humidity?

Hang on, I need to get my goggles and beakers for this one...
 
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