Durex Condom Tester

[Desdinova]

I thought maybe some of you could benefit from this. Could become a promising career opportunity!

http://durexcondomtester.com/

DUREX, WHICH ACCOUNTS FOR 29% of global condom sales, is launching a promotional and market research campaign in the U.S. in which some consumers will get to test the condoms and report back to Durex for the chance to win $1,000.

People who want to try out have until Nov. 4 to sign up at DurexCondomTester.com and complete an application, which includes explaining how often they use condoms and why one wants to be a Durex tester.

The 1,000 men and women who get chosen as condom testers will get a supply of vibrating rings, lubricants and assorted condoms

 

[Maxtro]

Bah, how come it doesn't come with a supply of women also? How else are we supposed to test the condoms

 

[navyseal2101]

Wow, that would be great in a pickup convo, or a job day at school or something.

 

[skirtChaser]

I think he mention earlier he is testing on sheep.

 

[RedPill]

Girl: So like, what do you do for a living?

Guy: I'm uh... I'm a condom tester.

Girl: Really... So what do you do? Do you like stretch them and run tests on them in a lab to see how tough they are?

Guy: [laughs] No. Actually how it works is I make fukk to different women under various conditions and document how good the sex was.

Girl: [giggles] Wow that's kinda hot.

Guy: Yeah it's alright. Sometimes though it's tough to get it all written down before falling asleep.

 

[Serialized3]

Fuck women under various conditions? Like one day in a meat locker, the next on the bayou with 80% humidity?

Hang on, I need to get my goggles and beakers for this one...