dumbest thing a girl ever did around you

[insanity]

1. i was just coming out of the store and it was raining and my girlfriend was waiting for me by the car and she screamed hurry up i'm wearing a white shirt.
all guys heads turned. doh!

2. we were trying to score liquor by asking people to buy it for us and finally we found somebody and as we were doing are order my girlfriend asked how many beer is in a 8 pack? blonds eh.

3. i was on a date at a museum and anyways i was standing looking at something and to my attention my girlfriend said wow look at how old this baseball bat is. it was a seals peniis bone.

they say kids say the darnest things. i think women do

 

[Phyzzle]

it was a seals peniis bone.

A penis can have an actual bone? Wha?

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

Some chick gave me head at work and then I found that the hor was married --slut.
Last week my gf got drunk off of cheap wine an peed in my bed-- nasty

A few years ago I was drinking with this girl at my friends place and she took her gum out of her mouth and put it on his wall. He quickly backhanded the *****.

 

[Desdinova]

A penis can have an actual bone? Wha?

Most mammals have a penis bone. The only ones that don't have a penis bone are humans (at least to my knowledge, someone correct me if I'm wrong)

Anyway, dumbest thing a girl did around me was try getting ahold of her ex-bf. She was talking on the phone and said "I love him". Even though she was drunk, I ended up ditching her right then and there. I fvcking walked out and never called her again.

 

[dannowillbookem]

out drinking at a buddies party and this chick tossed all over another friends truck. she looks down, everybody is silent, and then she asks if i wanna make out.

hahahha. no.