"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Dumbest Flake Ever!

mtlwlu

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So, a girl and I planned a date to grab icecream and just walk in the park since its nice weather and the end of the school term, we agreed on a 1pm start time, anyways an hour and a half before, she tells me she has a "doctors appointment at 1:20" and apparently thats the only time they have for her...ok maybe thats true, but then I start talking to her on msn at 12:30 and we were still talking on msn at 1:17...so Im like "You're going to be late for your doctors appointment...and Im going to be late for another date." and I ended that girl.

F*** flakes. dont ever put up with their bs!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Comeback Kid

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hahaha yeah that girl was pretty dumb. She should atleast make some attempt to stick to her story. It's good that you ended things with this girl, she isn't worth another shot.

In my experience, the girls actually stick to their stories as if they wrote a script out beforehand and have all the lines down (since I would run into them soon after). Except for one girl. I told her a few friends and I were going bowling at a certain bowling alley one night(so I gave her the location and the time range), she flaked out saying she had to wake up "super early" the next day. My friends and I show up at the bowling alley...and there she is - with another guy. If my friends weren't there to cool me down, I may have gone off. Regardless, I haven't tried contacting that girl ever again.
 

mtlwlu

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Dont blame you man, Id loose it too.
 
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ice cream and a walk as a first date, how cute!!!!

I bet you wanted to lick her and not the ice cream, right?

Why do guys like you make such dishonest attempts to get p*ssy? You are lying to yourself, and to her, and you look like a nice little chump before the date ever happens.

Next time you want to hang out with a girl, you offer to chill at either your place or her place, and always escalate and isolate till you are f*cking her

stop doing dates like a lame-ass and start just chillin like a suave slick don juan
 

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The Logical Player said:
ice cream and a walk as a first date, how cute!!!!

I bet you wanted to lick her and not the ice cream, right?

Why do guys like you make such dishonest attempts to get p*ssy? You are lying to yourself, and to her, and you look like a nice little chump before the date ever happens.

Next time you want to hang out with a girl, you offer to chill at either your place or her place, and always escalate and isolate till you are f*cking her

stop doing dates like a lame-ass and start just chillin like a suave slick don juan
..Uh no.
What if the guy wanted to get to know the woman he's going to sleep with before sleeping with her? Women are not pieces of meat, that kind of mentality is just unhealthy no matter how you look at it.

What is sad is if all you're after is the p*ssy.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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