dumbest and funniest reasons to dump a girl

[Juan_Man]

I don't have a story but my older brother dumped a 9 because he found out that the girl used to date a hideous-looking guy from his work. He felt that he and this guy shouldn't be on the same level with women.

 

[drixsa]

Originally posted by MR_PERFECT
I hate when the second toe is longer than the rest. I hate it! Another bad one is if the woman doesn't floss and her gums bleed after brushing. Lets just say you can taste the difference ( I feel sick talking about this one).

My reasons for breaking up with a woman:

- She hit me with a hanger (I figured the weapons would get bigger) and yelled a lot.

- Bad breath

- Lets just say I saw something that kind of looked like a moll on her anus hole.

- Bad feet. I didn't see her feet until she was riding me. They were hard and crusty, dirty, nail polish coming off (I hate that), and her nails were discolored and bubbled up. The funny thing: She offered me a threesome and I turned it down because of her feet. The sex was great.

- Stinking taco (This happened more than once)

- Finally saw her in the daylight. Really bad skin.

- Hair all over their body. I should have known something was up, she was wearing a sweater in August.

- Really Bad teeth. By bad teeth, I mean the front teeth were black. I didn't know because it was dark the first few times I was with her. A lot can hide in the dark.

Some of the reasons above have come in some killer combos.

maybe you should be a little more careful who you bring home

everyone loves a good ONS but jesus get a good look at them

and what is up with the stinky taco...thats happened to me a couple times

talk about blue balls

 

[MR_PERFECT]

Originally posted by drixsa
maybe you should be a little more careful who you bring home

everyone loves a good ONS but jesus get a good look at them

and what is up with the stinky taco...thats happened to me a couple times

talk about blue balls

Stupid, I didn't have sex with every woman I mentioned. I mentioned reasons for not seeing them again.

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by -HPNOTIQ-
She wouldn't go down.

Aw man, instant grounds for NEXTING.....

 

[drixsa]

Originally posted by MR_PERFECT
Stupid, I didn't have sex with every woman I mentioned. I mentioned reasons for not seeing them again.

whats with all the insults...yea id prolly be pretty pissed if i slept with ANY of those previously mentiond

 

[Miles Davis]

I'm glad I'm not the only feet guy around here

 

[Don Rageta]

she had big lips...

you know what i mean, and i do mean Big, didn't smell bad (smelled good actually) but i thought they might be hiding some teeth for a second. Made an excuse and got up out of there.

shame too, cuz she was easily an 8.5 - 9

 

[bludb0i]

good and funny reasons guys it shows im not the only picky one here

 

[DJ Jr.]

LOl I am a feet man, if the feet are nasty I just cant hit it...nothing turns me off worse than a nasty set of feet!

 

[drixsa]

as long as i dont have to touch the feet in any way...its ok