"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dumb ass AFC

brenbaus

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at school yesterday, the lamest thing I have seen since high school happened.

One of my friends and I were sitting outside, he was smoking some camels and his cig went out, so he ask this hb8.5 if he can borrow hers, she let him use the lighter, and the three of us start talking about life, and why things are so fvcked up and whatever. So we go back inside (it was hot as fvck yesterday) and start working on homework or whatever, because who want to do homework on friday night? We want to party!!!!!


As we start working, another of my friends walk up and ask who she is and does she have a b/f? I said I didnt know b/c I just met her or whatever. He tell me to ask my other friend when she is not around. So I ask him "does she have a b/f? My friend wants to know." He says no, but I dont think she want to settle down. I say I dont care, if I want to get with her, I would be a man about it and ask her if she had a b/f.

i go tell guy1 she is single, and he says thanks or whatever, walks off into another hallway. She goes to a practice room to work on her singing, and I go to another practice room because I had a big audition that day. About 1 hr later guy give me a folded up piece of paper and tell me to give it to her.


I go out and sit and start chatting with her, and guy comes out and tell me to go over where he is. i go over there and he ask me if I gave it to her yet. I hadnt, so I tell him no. He says quit being a wuss and just give it to her, and he leaves the building. As he leaves I ask him if he scared ( I would have said of her, but she was right there)he says yes.

After he leaves, hb ask me what is he scared of, so I give her the note, she opens it and starts laughing and start blushing and her and her friends start laughing about it. At this time I am embaressed as hell for having to to this wussy sh!t for his ass

Any way, this lame ass note say something like:

HB,

My name is guy, and I just wanted to say that I think you have a beautiful smile, and feel free to talk to me anytime you want.







this is the most AFC thing I have seen since high school man, seriously, if you like a chick, just go talk to her, dont have another guy do your dirty work, esp if he already know her, because it make him seem like a bad guy in the chicks eyes, and make you a total wuss-bag. some one should slap his ass!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mojo604

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You played along with this AFC gameplan...you're just as AFC for going through with it :crackup: Shoulda told him to fukcoff...sometimes you gotta be a diick.
 

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I just wanted to go along with it to see what she would do, originally I was gonna throw that fvcking note in the trash, but I decided not to just to see what happened. Now all the chicks who were there think I am cool because I walked up and starting talking to this other chick about it and they all thought it was lame as hell that he would do that! So, i guess it wasnt too AFC for me, because i got a few numbers cause of that dumbass AFC
 

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Originally posted by Mojo604
You played along with this AFC gameplan...you're just as AFC for going through with it :crackup: Shoulda told him to fukcoff...sometimes you gotta be a diick.
That's not neccessarily true...I would have done it just to laugh my ass off.
 

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Not only did I laugh my ass off, the chicks laughed thier asses of too and called him a wuss! Basically Nishbuk got it right, I did it to laugh my ass off, and then got some #s off of it
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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brenbaus

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it was all for sh!ts and giggles, next time you are presented the oppurtunity to do some sh!t like this, please feel free to do it, espicially if her friends are around, cause they will all laugh thier asses off and you can get some #s, works pretty well for me anyway!
 

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Originally posted by brenbaus
I just wanted to go along with it to see what she would do, originally I was gonna throw that fvcking note in the trash, but I decided not to just to see what happened. Now all the chicks who were there think I am cool because I walked up and starting talking to this other chick about it and they all thought it was lame as hell that he would do that! So, i guess it wasnt too AFC for me, because i got a few numbers cause of that dumbass AFC
So you used this to your advantage to get numbers?

Great!
 

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so what if its afc ****, if he's your friend support him.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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i am me

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Originally posted by ScrewIt
so what if its afc ****, if he's your friend support him.
Yeah...you can laugh on the inside, but you should also try to help him out. I don't know about you guys but helping "AFCs" gives me a rewarding feeling inside. I like helping out people with their girl problems because it can give that person the confidence or advice that they need to do well with girls.
 

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Laugh on the inside? I was laughing so damn hard I was crying, it was just funny:crackup::crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Noo....

Don't refer him here. ****, we have enough insane posts. Imagine, checking the site and finding a thread like this:

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New Tek: Note Delivery By Carrier Pigeon

Hey guys. this is guy, I found a new tek, dudes. What you do is spend 2 years training a carrier pigeon to target specific women. Then attach a note to it's foot. Have it drop the note down her top.

If she doesn't come spread her legs immediately, then I have the pigeon **** on her head for revenge.

It was either invent a new tek or grow a set of balls. What do you expect from a guy who says, "feel free to talk to me anytime you want" via note delivered by another male.
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Second thought, ya show him this site so he can see that he's not famous on the Internet. lol.
 

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I couldnt tell you exactly what the note said, because I did not read it, but it was something like that (and this guy is a senior in college) Then the chick threw it under this thing they use to hang art in the fine arts building
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by nishbuk
That's not neccessarily true...I would have done it just to laugh my ass off.
remind me not to be your friend.
 

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Yeah, dude. That was kind of a diick move. I'm willing to bet that you didn't pop out of the womb knowing how to spit game. If he was really your friend (and even if he wasn't), you should have sat him down and told him what he should be doing, not done it and laughed at the results behind his back. You basically just led a horse to slaughter and then bragged about it. If you wanted to get any real respect, you would have come on this board and told us about how you helped out this poor AFC (just like you would have wanted back before you knew your d1ck from your a55hole). That is some sick high school sh1t if I ever heard it.

Seriously, be a man - not a little boy.

~Sloopy
 

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It looks to me like you should have stayed and done some homework. You have terrible spelling and grammar and most of your post doesn’t make sense. Ah well come to think of it the world needs laborers as much as it needs business people.

Ninja out
 
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