"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dude... did I just get stood up?

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lol, that's funny. the girl i went out with yesterday and fvcked on my coach and has been begging me to take her out for the last 3 weeks, just texed me and said she would be a couple of hours late, and she would come later tonight.. I texted her back and told her not to bother, called someone else and she's on her way.

that's too bad. It was some good pvssy. but oh well.
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Someone telling you that they will be a little late is not getting "stood up". Getting stood up is having a mutual agreement on going somewhere for example and she never shows up.
 

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naw.. me fvcking your brains out the day before, then calling me at 10pm when you were supposed to be here at 9:45 because you are at home with your EX is standing me up. I have strict rules.

she can still get ****ed, but any she just knocked herself down the pole.

then to make matters worse. the girl I posted aobut I think Wednesday.. the one I kinda am seriously digging, comes over, gives me a kiss and hops in the shower and straight int he sack.. she just wanted to sleep in the same bed as me (awww).. but she was dead tired and I wasn't going to keep her up. neither of use have anything to do early tomorrow so we will be fralicing all morning :)
 

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naw.. me fvcking your brains out the day before, then calling me at 10pm when you were supposed to be here at 9:45 because you are at home with your EX is standing me up. I have strict rules.

she can still get ****ed, but any she just knocked herself down the pole.

then to make matters worse. the girl I posted aobut I think Wednesday.. the one I kinda am seriously digging, comes over, gives me a kiss and hops in the shower and straight int he sack.. she just wanted to sleep in the same bed as me (awww).. but she was dead tired and I wasn't going to keep her up. neither of use have anything to do early tomorrow so we will be fralicing all morning :)
See, you didn't give enough details man. You just told us that she said she would be a little late and you told her not to bother. If you have this chick for sex it shouldn't be a big deal anyway. With the EX? ha! :up:
 

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it's not. it really isn't

it really is funny. I can't believe women get away with the ****. ***** it wasn't THAT good
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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two hours late is a too late especially if she calls 15 min after she is meant too meet you. My guess is ****ing her demoted her in the relationship and she was just trying to regain some control. Remember there is a fine line between putting a girl in her place and sounding like a ***** yourself.....
 

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regardless... being inconsiderate is not the way to go about it.

the ***** practically raped me Friday. we were going to fvck on the beach in front of everyone.

Regardless.. I'm not playing her silly ass games and I frankly don't give a fvck how i come off. i have other ass. Other ass just left.
 

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lol, that's funny. the girl i went out with yesterday and fvcked on my coach...

What kind of sport do you play? Football? Soccer? Basketball? Your "coach" must either be very accommodating, or just have really bizarre sexual preferences.:crackup:
 

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lol, I just caught that.

yeah man it's the nw thing.. you call up your old high school coach and make him lay down and just go at on him..
 

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Dude, my football coach would not be cool with that. Hes an a-hole.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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