"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Duck face pics make me mad

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True story. I Met a girl, we really hit it off. Im excited. I added her on WhatsApp. Suddenly she changed her normal profile pic to another with a ****ing selfie duck face... Its over.
I lost respect for her. She instanstly became a dumb, empty, shallow slvt.

Am I the only one?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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True story. I Met a girl, we really hit it off. Im excited. I added her on WhatsApp. Suddenly she changed her normal profile pic to another with a ****ing selfie duck face... Its over.
I lost respect for her. She instanstly became a dumb, empty, shallow slvt.

Am I the only one?
When you met her was her face/looks not appealing to you in the first place?

Edit: ahhh I get you now.......yeah it does kind of lower your opinion of them even more.....


"....I don't know how this got started.....but all of you b¡tches look fvcking retarded....."


SNAPCHAT DAT FAT AZZ DON'T SNAPCHAT NO DUCKFACE
 
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When you met her was her face/looks not appealing to you in the first place?

Edit: ahhh I get you now.......yeah it does kind of lower your opinion of them even more.....


"....I don't know how this got started.....but all of you b¡tches look fvcking retarded....."


SNAPCHAT DAT FAT AZZ DON'T SNAPCHAT NO DUCKFACE
At first they look hot af but that damn face... I just hate it. They look so fvcking stupid!!! I cant belive this shet cathed on!
They look stupid af and it seems that they dont even notice it! you look dumb b@tch! just smile, its always better!
But they keep doing it, I dunno why but as soon I see that fvcking duck face, its over for me.
 

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It's nature method of reminding us to not pedastelize our femenine counter-parts. Isn't it amazing?
Hahahahaha nice one. Its like a reputation suicide.
Suddenly she doesnt worth sh@t for me. Another idiot slvt.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Who cares??????

Once you realize all women are weak and retarded except maybe .000000001 percent of them then you won't be surprised by this and only use them for what they are good for the first place.....sex.

I'll make them do that ducky face while pounding them from behind taking a selfie while I'm hitting it. It's all the same.

Don't be fooled by any of them....they all operate on the same basic sheepish ****.
 

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I have found that the lower the class of woman, the higher chance of the "duck face". Deal breaker, maybe not depending on the woman, but it does lower my opinion of her.

If she does this while with me, I simply just toss her into the lake to see if she can swim like a duck as well. (OK, j/k here.)
 

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Wait so if a woman takes a less than glamorus picture, by your standards shes a lower class female? Probably should just get over your self, and your apparent inablity to be rational.
 

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Suddenly she changed her normal profile pic to another with a ****ing selfie duck face... Its over.
I lost respect for her. She instanstly became a dumb, empty, shallow slvt.
So what did you do? Just stop responding? What if she's interested and asks to meet up, are you gonna say no? :p
 

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Haha I've never given a fvck. It's amusing that it makes you so mad.

It does look retarded and it lowers attractiveness but damn, it's not a deal breaker for me.
I dunno why, they look so retarded and at the same time truly believe they are hot af... I just wanna hit them with my d@ck lol

Who cares??????

Once you realize all women are weak and retarded except maybe .000000001 percent of them then you won't be surprised by this and only use them for what they are good for the first place.....sex.

I'll make them do that ducky face while pounding them from behind taking a selfie while I'm hitting it. It's all the same.

Don't be fooled by any of them....they all operate on the same basic sheepish ****.
I will hit them too but thats all. Thats exactly my point, sheep behaviour. Dumb and basic b*tch.

@Almax you make me mad. With all your pointless threads.
I love you man. So tell me, why don't you love me like the other boys do?

I have found that the lower the class of woman, the higher chance of the "duck face". Deal breaker, maybe not depending on the woman, but it does lower my opinion of her.

If she does this while with me, I simply just toss her into the lake to see if she can swim like a duck as well. (OK, j/k here.)
I agree with you 100 percent. Even with the lake part.

So what did you do? Just stop responding? What if she's interested and asks to meet up, are you gonna say no? :p
No way haha
I just see them like another basic b*tch to smash and run.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Who cares? Its not as if our *** faces dont make us look dorky as **** sometimes. Lose respect because she is trying to do a sexy pout is as retarded as her losing respect cos you breath in during photos.

If she was hot before the duck face then she is still hot. If you think the duck face is retarded, tell her.
 

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I am in there on this. I hate the duck face. Although not enough to loose interest. I hate the pout face too.
 

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Everytime I pop in here ya'll crying about something extremely trivial. Lol
 
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