"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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drunken nights and forgotten names

powpow

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this is the third time I have gone out, gotten a little more drunk than I should have, met some babe, made out with her, told her I want to meet up again, gotten her number, and totally forgot her name.

so, as a result, I have been phone boning girls that I have input into my phone as

multi-colored haired go go dancer - 8.5 smokes
****able shawty from the thursday night club - 7.5
cupcake face with fake eyelashes fantastic ass- 9

how do you go about getting these girls names?

I have been thinking about asking them to send me their names in kanji (for those of you that dont speak japanese, its that weird looking picture stuff that asian people use), and then asking one of my other friends to translate it for me...

any other suggestions?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Moneytalks

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I have one from last night in my phone as "slutty McSlut". I just text her asking her if she has Facebook. She text me her name so i could find her.

If you forget a girl's name but want her number near the end of the night just ask her how to spell it.
 

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haha story of my life. I've had the other way around, a chicks name and number, and remember nothing of her, lmao
 

powpow

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Borknagar said:
haha story of my life. I've had the other way around, a chicks name and number, and remember nothing of her, lmao
yeah man I got plenty of those too lol


good suggestion asking her how she spells it, but I think its a little past that point, as Ive been text gaming these girls for a while and it might be a little awkward, considering japanese is a very phoenetically correct language and there are no alternate spellings of ANYTHING lol

maybe she might respect it if I just tell her straight up I dont know her name. yeah lets see how that goes. Ill report back. :rock:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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