"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Drunken Calling

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So, this Friday was crazy. Me and a few friends got our hands on some Jack Daniels, and the five of us ended up getting totally wasted.

This isn't to bizarre, but the night went in a weird direction. It wasn't to long before one of my friends walked off and started drunk calling. He called this one chick who I've had a thing for for a while now, but they only talked for about 5 minutes. Why did they only talk for five minutes? Because she told him to tell me to call her :p.

So, I did. And I talked until my phone's batteries ran out of juice. At which point I borrowed a friends phone, and talked until his batteries ran out. Now, I don't remember the entire conversation, because I was a bit too gone for that. But I do remember the gist of it. I started by talking about some (other) girl I was interested in, and according to my friends I didn't sound to optimistic. It melted eventually into a huge array of us shooting each other compliments.

This is bizarre, because she has a boyfriend, and I wouldn't have thought that she'd have taken my compliments happily as she did, let alone shoot some back. :up: Apparently though, we have to talk about some things, because I woke up with "Call ______ when sober" written on my hand. So, I did, and she's going to talk to me about it in person on Monday.

Think I'm screwed? :nervous:
Or, do you think I may actually be going somewhere? :cool:

Either way, I'd also like to know if you guys think drunk calling is generally a no-no?
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Oh god.. I have so many drunken calling stories. You are deff. not in the right mindset when you're that ****ty. Avoid it at all costs. Most of mine unfortunately don't involve me calling girls, more like me calling guys and talking a lot of **** to them. Don't ask me why, I get retarded drunk. It's never good though. Just turn your phone off if you have to..
 
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Scars said:
Oh god.. I have so many drunken calling stories. You are deff. not in the right mindset when you're that ****ty. Avoid it at all costs. Most of mine unfortunately don't involve me calling girls, more like me calling guys and talking a lot of **** to them. Don't ask me why, I get retarded drunk. It's never good though. Just turn your phone off if you have to..
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haha. I've yet to talk **** to somebody under the influence :p. I normally try not to drunk call, but she asked for me to call her. So, being drunk, I wasn't able to block this inhibition and in fact obliged to give her a ring. :crackup:

So, my main question would be, after reading my story, what should I be expecting?
 
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