"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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PapiChulo

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Does anyone else find themselves put off by women that literally have a stupor brought on by alcohol? I don't know what to do with them. I could grab their tits and they would not care.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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jglide123

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Drunk women are very unattractive, especially when you don't drink. And for those guys who think drunk chicks are an easy lay, check out The 40 Year Old Virgin for reasons why they aren't...lol.
 

DonJuan_DeRosco

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Drunk women (90% of them) piss me the hell off! Unless I am sufficiently tanked myself, in which case it's almost bearable.

I also hate that 'I'm drunk therefore I am sexy' attitude that descends upon them and they try and seduce you. Cringeworthy!

Now if she's nicely tipsy, then that's usually a fun way to go.
 

Zerro

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I've had some chicks make a very poor first impression upon me as they were already three sheets to the wind when I met them. Even if I meet them stone sober later on that will always be how I think of them.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Packers2010

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this one time i was in my local bar shooting pool. ( i take all comers) and this women was drunk playing. i joined in the game so I could get rid of the girl. IE: kick her ass and send her away. she was so drunk she became abusive and started hitting the other players and throwing the pool cue around.

needless to say i took my coin off the table and got the hell out of there.

so drunk women can sometimes be no fun at all
 
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