"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Drunk Phone #'s

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So the past couple weeks has been a drunken haze.

I went through my phone and looking for a girls number and realized I had a lot of numbers I didn't recognize. I went through and in total I found 27 names (numbers) I had no clue who they were.

I looked most of them up on facebook and all of them were pretty hot. One though was my perfect 10. I'm kinda stumped on how I should text her though because I have no Idea how I got her number.

Any tips on what to say??????
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Text them and say "Yer f-f-f -ucki-n my bes-tish-tish buddy ever ***burp*** remememberer m-me? *Burp* ". Then they might recognise you :woo:

Can't you put it down to a process of elimination, where you met her, or at least narrow it down? Then talk kind of generally to her until she says something that jogs your memory?
 
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No

hahahahhahahahhahahhaha

yea I ended up just texting her to come to a bar that i'm going to.

of course she said "who's this"

I said my name and said i'm pretty sure we met wasted. I forget what you look like but I have you saved in my phone as ( first-name cute brunette last-name)

she ate it up

So we're meeting up! ;)
 
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