"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Drugs + LTR

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Twist of Cain said:
yawn.

fair enough, delete the thread then - i'll dump it when she does blow.

don't worry about backbreaker.

he's sensitive on this subject. And rightfully so.

as for your case, well, what can one say? you have heard it all. She's pretty

but that's about the only thing she has going for her... You look like you're

a smart dude. I know it's hard to leave a pretty girl cold turkey, but what are

your plans with her? how do you imagine this is going to end up..?

these are tough questions, and you have to be honest with yourself.

Try not to fool yourself, and remember, you are the easiest person to be

fooled.

Good luck.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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bradd80 said:
Use the brad method: cut off your emotional ties to her and keep banging her till someone better comes along. Start seeing other women immediately.
This.
 
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