"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Drop by Body Shop

THIAGO BRAZIL II

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so you are walking down the street and there is a Body Shop, inside you see a girl shopping.

Immediatly go inside.

Get next to her and say

Hi, I need to buy a gift to a woman, could you help me choosing?

She will help you, do the talking.
But dont buy it if you dont need it.

Say you gonna visit another store across the street before purchasing it.

Tell her she has excelent taste, maybe she can give her the number.. try it.

then leave.

it might work :D
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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S1NN3R

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Then you just look like you're trying to be a player.

Maybe if you say it your grandmother's birthday or something.....
 
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