"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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driving on cough syrup

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if you get pulled over with an open bottle of cough syrup in your bottleholder, can a cop arrest you for that?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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MagnuM

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Use your head you moron. Don't drink purp in drive. Quit listening to Mike Jones.
 

Celadus

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They'd definitely have probable cause to give you a hard time. Not good to drive on that stuff. I drank a bottle and a half in my youth and...it was strange.
 

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Pulled over for what? He'd be looking for reason for why you doing "that", and anything and everything that's out of ordinary is a fair game.
 
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