driven by the sword?

[thechallenger]

Ponder this aspect for a brief moment ...

You wake up one morning and to your surprise your shlong is gone!
How much differently would you live your life if you no longer swung a penis?
Weve all been subject to many problems that our third leg has provoked.
Be it from dating/mating horrors, costly relationships, even STDs.


But what if your thoughts of sex were all in the past, and the mere premise of mating was to never occur again? I will bet that any of you would live completley by your own rules, your own agenda ,and never let any tease or taunt from an HB cross your awarness. See where im going with this?

Chicks all know, and most of us are even dawning to the perception that we are driven by our swords. Subject to listening to two heads instead of one. It confuses the hell out of us and we need to control our cox! This is our best weapon but it is also can be a very huge weakness. so consider this post the next time you feel like your being pulled around by your johnsonville bratwurst like it was a leash!:trouble:

 

[DarkShade]

Depends who you ask I guess. Some people wouldn't change much, others wouldn't give a fvck and do anything and everything for a thrill, and then there's those who go straight to the pistol.

 

[oakraiderz2]

If i didnt have a 'sword' i would still have sexual thoughts. If i chop off your arm you may develop phantom limb syndrome and have pain in a limb that isnt there. I would freakout cause it would be a dramatic change. I see what youre trying to invoke, but horrible route to take. Yes, chasing skirt can have adverse effects. If we didnt worry about it we would get a lot done...just look at elstud.

 

[Desert Fox]

Well I'd probably die in a few days due to not being able to urinate.

Then I would die thinking about why this had to happen to me and that life is not fair, and fairly supernatural since I lost my weiner out of nowhere!