"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Drinking alcohol in the movie theater

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has anyone tried this? Drinking alcohol while in the movie theater with a chick.
We sit there, watching a movie while drinking alcohol.

reason why im doing this is because

1. I dont have my own place
2. I dont want to take her to a bar (last thing i want to do is talk talk and talk)

I just want to get some alcohol in her and to keep her mouth closed except when i stick my tongue or my c0ck in there (we could **** in my car)

thoughts?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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verysuave said:
has anyone tried this? Drinking alcohol while in the movie theater with a chick.
We sit there, watching a movie while drinking alcohol.

reason why im doing this is because

1. I dont have my own place
2. I dont want to take her to a bar (last thing i want to do is talk talk and talk)

I just want to get some alcohol in her and to keep her mouth closed except when i stick my tongue or my c0ck in there (we could **** in my car)

thoughts?
This could work both good and bad.

Positives: It's doing something a bad boy would do so she might get that sense of danger/badass from you. Plus you guys get tipsy.

Negatives: She may think your an alcoholic, or simply trying to get her wasted to get some, which is the case.
 

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she already is down to fvck. She told me she got her tubes tied
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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verysuave said:
she already is down to fvck. She told me she got her tubes tied
So then why bother even going through getting alcohol in her? You may end up with whiskey dik.

EDIT: Don't wanna waste another post on this. Are you serious? It's drinking in public. If it were legal don't you think movie theaters would have bars inside by now?
 

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So then why bother even going through getting alcohol in her? You may end up with whiskey dik.
hahaha . Okay but has anyone tried drinking in the movie theater? is this legal>?
 

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Get a flask and don't get caught. If you get caught.. They would kick you out and ban you from that theater.
 

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okay, im just going to buy pocket size liquor bottles and pour it into the soda cups they sell.
 

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Get a quality vodka like Skyy. That's the lowest odor alcohol. It goes well with Mountain Dew, at least for a chick. I'd make her carry it in her purse.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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verysuave said:
she already is down to fvck. She told me she got her tubes tied
Hahah,.. dating a single mother 'eh? I wouldn't worry about the booze in the theatre at this point,..
 

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To rollo - 3 kids. Yep.
To Bible - Is that right? thnx for the tip
 

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whoa 3 kids? be carefull if you fvck this chick. She might try to suck you in into taking care of her kids so fast your head will spin.
 

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It's definitely a good time, as long as you're watching a comedy and/or in a theatre where laughing out loud is commonplace.
 

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You have no game.

Stop dropping date rape drugs into women's drinks and start working on your inner man.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Mavrick said:
You have no game.

Stop dropping date rape drugs into women's drinks and start working on your inner man.
Hey a$$hole, did he ever say he was dropping date rape drugs into her drink? Or are you just spouting out another one of your infamous scenarios that you've proudly lived up to?

As far as I know, there were theatres in north Florida when I lived there that allowed alcohol from their bar and smoking in the movies. They made their patrons sit on couches and watch the big screens.
 

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yeah, i was actually going to tell her that, that we should drink some while watching a movie.

Background: Her friend told me she had a crush on me. She just had a divorce

ANYWAY, i called her yesterday.. she pulled a sh1t test

Me: hey HB
HB: who is this?
Me: verysuave
HB: Oh "I was wondering who could be calling me from xxx-xxx-xxx. Whats up?"

(^THIS WAS THE SH1T TEST. before i would have insecurely said "you didnt' store my number?" but now, i just ignored that and moved on)


Me: What are you doing saturday?
HB: mmm ill be spending time with the kids. Why whats up?
Me: We should go see a movie or something
HB: Well, im about to leave for work right now.. im not sure yet
Me: okay.. I need to know by wednesday if you can hang out.
HB: oOOhh is that like... the CUT OFF day? (surcastically saying it)
Me: You know, i got to plan ahead
HB: No, yeah i know what you mean
Me: okay, just call me back. I got to go.
hb: okay, ill let u know. bye
me: bye

If I dont hear from her by wednesday, she'll never hear from me again.
 

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bmxcetera said:
Hey a$$hole, did he ever say he was dropping date rape drugs into her drink? Or are you just spouting out another one of your infamous scenarios that you've proudly lived up to?

As far as I know, there were theatres in north Florida when I lived there that allowed alcohol from their bar and smoking in the movies. They made their patrons sit on couches and watch the big screens.
Very nice mouth you have. Kiss your mother with it? I won't listen to you. Why, because I don't have to. If you want to take up for men who have to get women drunk to get in their panties, then you go right ahead and be that person. It's your own life, but swearing at me will get you no where. I'd put money on it that you wouldn't say that to my face anyway.

Have a nice life!
 

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Meh, guy likes to party. If the chick isn't a total straight-edge, she'll probably be down with it. Like somebody said before, just bring a flask and don't get caught. Don't get sh!t-faced either, but a good buzz always makes stuff more fun.

Really, the point of alcohol on a date or whatever isn't to get her drunk and get into her pants...it's to remove social inhibitions and let your true personality shine through. Small talk always flows easier with a little booze.

I think all you nay-sayers are late to your Sunday school class.... :moon:
 

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Reality_2008 said:
verysuave........dont listen to any of these nerds who tell you what is right and what is wrong when it comes to girls.......them thinking that ANYTHING bay boy/hardcore such as drinking in the movies is wrong is why they arent getting laid

absolutely drink with girls, its how they lose their anti-slut defense, as soon as alcohol hits their brains, they forget about all the feminist society bullshyt programmed into their heads, and they go with their natural instincts - which are to hook up with the guy they are with (thatd be you~!!)
Ha, that's so funny.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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