"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dressing 101 (size and color)

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As I was in Principles of Horticulture class, I realized that this knowledge applies to human aswell. So these are what nature intended to be. These are descriptions for things in nature (trees, plants, etc.) but applied to our needs. Here are the class notes!

Texture:
Definition:The amount of light and shadow cast by a your clothes.
Lots of shadow = Coarse textured. Caused by bigger and more cloth. So baggy clothes have more shadows.
Little shadow = Fine textured. Caused by smaller and fewer cloth. So tight shirts have less shadows.

Feel:
Coarse textured - rushed, threatened, annoying, bold, rustic, informal

Fine textured - restraint, refined, quiet, neat, formal, elegant

Color
Definition:Tends to be the first of the elements that draws the eye in a design.
Basic colors: Yellow, green, blue, violet, red, orange
"Warm" colors are yellow, orange, red. These colors appear closer than reality to the eye. The eye sees warm colors first.
"Cool" colors are blue, green, violet. These colors appear farther away than reality. The eye sees cool colors after seeing warm colors.

Color combinations
1. Monochromatic: one color and its tints and shades. So a light to dark brown, or some red with pink.
2. Contrasting: opposite colors on the color wheel. Ex: Red and Green; yellow and violet
3. Triad: 3 colors equally spaced around the color wheel. Ex: Red, yellow, blue
green, violet, orange
4. Analagous: 1 color from the wheel plus a second and third color next to it on the wheel.
Ex: Blue, green, violet

The color black, brown, white,and gray are neutral. These colors combine with any others.

Here is the color wheel:http://www.bavts.tec.pa.us/Creative Cluster/WebAssign/Color wheel art.JPG
 

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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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whyshy said:
As I was in Principles of Horticulture class, I realized that this knowledge applies to human aswell. So these are what nature intended to be. These are descriptions for things in nature (trees, plants, etc.) but applied to our needs. Here are the class notes!

Texture:
Definition:The amount of light and shadow cast by a your clothes.
Lots of shadow = Coarse textured. Caused by bigger and more cloth. So baggy clothes have more shadows.
Little shadow = Fine textured. Caused by smaller and fewer cloth. So tight shirts have less shadows.

Feel:
Coarse textured - rushed, threatened, annoying, bold, rustic, informal

Fine textured - restraint, refined, quiet, neat, formal, elegant

Color
Definition:Tends to be the first of the elements that draws the eye in a design.
Basic colors: Yellow, green, blue, violet, red, orange
"Warm" colors are yellow, orange, red. These colors appear closer than reality to the eye. The eye sees warm colors first.
"Cool" colors are blue, green, violet. These colors appear farther away than reality. The eye sees cool colors after seeing warm colors.

Color combinations
1. Monochromatic: one color and its tints and shades. So a light to dark brown, or some red with pink.
2. Contrasting: opposite colors on the color wheel. Ex: Red and Green; yellow and violet
3. Triad: 3 colors equally spaced around the color wheel. Ex: Red, yellow, blue
green, violet, orange
4. Analagous: 1 color from the wheel plus a second and third color next to it on the wheel.
Ex: Blue, green, violet

The color black, brown, white,and gray are neutral. These colors combine with any others.

Here is the color wheel:http://www.bavts.tec.pa.us/Creative Cluster/WebAssign/Color wheel art.JPG
Your gay.
 

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-matchin your eye color is a good idea
-I know t-shirts are supposed to stop at the belt and bicep
-Polos and long sleeve undershirts are in right now
-blazers are in
-layering adds depth to your outfit
-if a tee stretches across the chest it is too small
-wear brighter colors in the spring/summer
 

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whyshy said:
As I was in Principles of Horticulture class...
I've personally never met a plant with good fashion sense to be honest.

I'd take it with a pinch of salt.
 

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That was seriously pointless. It didn't doesn't even give a slight hint how to use those colors in dressing. I was learning art class all over again. Warm colors....cool colors...yea everybody knows that, but is that it?
 

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When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Interesting post.
 

girlsarecrazy

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Microphone Fiend said:
-matchin your eye color is a good idea
-I know t-shirts are supposed to stop at the belt and bicep
-Polos and long sleeve undershirts are in right now
-blazers are in
-layering adds depth to your outfit
-if a tee stretches across the chest it is too small
-wear brighter colors in the spring/summer
Great tips!

Here's more:

-Get T-shirts with muscle fit (Abercrombie, Hollister)
-Make sure shirts fit good around the neck and arms
-Don't get plain blue jeans. Try vintage fades and destroyed jeans

Here's my clothing type:

Hollister and American Eagle jeans
Abercrombie, Hurley, O'Neil, and Hollister T-shirts
Abercrombie, Ralph Lauren, and Hollister Polos

American Eagle tops fit like ****.

Don't be afraid to try a Medium if you are usually a large.
 

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you said:

I was in Principles of Horticulture class
I heard:

:p

but seriously, that wasn't a very practical guide. I'm not trying to shoot you down here -- what you wrote was certainly informing; I just don't think there's quite the need for such detail when it comes to choosing your clothes.
 

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Are you trying to say, 'dress like a plant to attract girls' :p
 
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