Fats Caesar
Don Juan
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Hey fellas, I'm going to share an experience with you on how to get chicks while looking as ridiculous as possible.
Yesterday me and my two best buds went out golfing, decked out in the most ridiculous gear you can think of. For example, I was wearing a visor bent upwards (jesper parnevik style), a little white scarf around my neck, and some red plaid knickers rolled up capri-style. I looked incredibly retarded, as did my friends. So after we were done, we headed to McDonald's to get some grubbish. Mind you I live in the greater detroit area, so this McDonalds I encountered a bunch of angry black people who wouldn't stop looking and laughing at us. Not just them, everybody did, but we didn't give a f*ck. So there were these 3 girls there, two of them were pretty fine, but the other was sort of below average. One of the fine ones was sitting down eating and I was filling up my pop, and she was looking at me, so I made the eye contact and smiled. She returned the smile. So I knew the ***** wanted my c0ck. But I really didn't care all that much, I was only there to eat. So we sat down and ate, and these chicks like 3 times moved closer from the other side of the restaurant to sit by us, and eventually they came up and talked to us and I used all kinds of silly ridiculous lines, and they wrote their numbers on the inside of a fry box. All of their grill's were f*cked, but hey, I'd still let them suck my c0ck.
So guys, if you're decent looking at least, try this, and do it with extreme confidence. It's hilarious to see everyone looking at you in shock and you can also get some decent ass along the way.
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Once again I place the blame on Don Lucchesi.
Yesterday me and my two best buds went out golfing, decked out in the most ridiculous gear you can think of. For example, I was wearing a visor bent upwards (jesper parnevik style), a little white scarf around my neck, and some red plaid knickers rolled up capri-style. I looked incredibly retarded, as did my friends. So after we were done, we headed to McDonald's to get some grubbish. Mind you I live in the greater detroit area, so this McDonalds I encountered a bunch of angry black people who wouldn't stop looking and laughing at us. Not just them, everybody did, but we didn't give a f*ck. So there were these 3 girls there, two of them were pretty fine, but the other was sort of below average. One of the fine ones was sitting down eating and I was filling up my pop, and she was looking at me, so I made the eye contact and smiled. She returned the smile. So I knew the ***** wanted my c0ck. But I really didn't care all that much, I was only there to eat. So we sat down and ate, and these chicks like 3 times moved closer from the other side of the restaurant to sit by us, and eventually they came up and talked to us and I used all kinds of silly ridiculous lines, and they wrote their numbers on the inside of a fry box. All of their grill's were f*cked, but hey, I'd still let them suck my c0ck.
So guys, if you're decent looking at least, try this, and do it with extreme confidence. It's hilarious to see everyone looking at you in shock and you can also get some decent ass along the way.
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Once again I place the blame on Don Lucchesi.