"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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'Dreamy' felon's mug shot goes viral

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bible_Belt said:
I wouldn't want to be this guy going into prison. "Hey! Pretty Boy! We heard all about you."
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Lol!
 
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What are the chances that we will see a pure type starter again, like in Pokemon Red/Blue?
 
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It's no surprise. Women go gaga over thugs, criminals, low lifes etc. Then complain how they can't find a good man.
 
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Its not that they like him despite he is a criminal, they like it even more because he is....he is goodlooking but if he was a trash collector he wouldnt be viral.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Who Dares Win said:
Its not that they like him despite he is a criminal, they like it even more because he is....he is goodlooking but if he was a trash collector he wouldnt be viral.
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They can't admit that though since that's not how a healthy human should think in their mind, but the fact that it then becomes forbidden probably turns them on even more. I would say that it's not the sole fact that he's a criminal... wait... they go crazy over that other killer who looks like a mental patient..... Okay I seriously don't know anymore.
 
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BeDJ said:
What are the chances that we will see a pure type starter again, like in Pokemon Red/Blue?
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No chance BeDJ. Those days are gone. all we'll get is mixed breeds from here on it. It isn't a bad thing, but one type just doesn't cut it anymore for most pokemon.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
Jeremy Meeks' wife 'furious' over mug-shot fervor
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She's probably mad because he's getting more attention than she is.
 
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