"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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'Dreamy' felon's mug shot goes viral

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Bible_Belt said:
I wouldn't want to be this guy going into prison. "Hey! Pretty Boy! We heard all about you."
Lol!
 
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What are the chances that we will see a pure type starter again, like in Pokemon Red/Blue?
 

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It's no surprise. Women go gaga over thugs, criminals, low lifes etc. Then complain how they can't find a good man.
 

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Its not that they like him despite he is a criminal, they like it even more because he is....he is goodlooking but if he was a trash collector he wouldnt be viral.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Who Dares Win said:
Its not that they like him despite he is a criminal, they like it even more because he is....he is goodlooking but if he was a trash collector he wouldnt be viral.
They can't admit that though since that's not how a healthy human should think in their mind, but the fact that it then becomes forbidden probably turns them on even more. I would say that it's not the sole fact that he's a criminal... wait... they go crazy over that other killer who looks like a mental patient..... Okay I seriously don't know anymore.
 

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BeDJ said:
What are the chances that we will see a pure type starter again, like in Pokemon Red/Blue?
No chance BeDJ. Those days are gone. all we'll get is mixed breeds from here on it. It isn't a bad thing, but one type just doesn't cut it anymore for most pokemon.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Jeremy Meeks' wife 'furious' over mug-shot fervor
She's probably mad because he's getting more attention than she is.
 
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