"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dream Theater anyone?

WhitePimp

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Anyone else like these guys and pissed off they can't play half the **** they come up with? :eek: Petrucci and Rudess are frigging gods on their instruments. My favorite albums are probably Scenes From a Memory and 6 Degrees but I love them all really
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Are you kidding me?

They are gods! ;)
 

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Top band! Petruccis hands are physically, incredibly by-the-book and mechanical... lucky bloke given he has that AND great writing talents.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Train Of Thought tour was KILLER! I'm spoiled by them when I see other bands do only an hour and a half of even much simpler stuff. They got a new album coming out this year so DT tour in summer '05 baby!
 

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I love DT, and LTE, and pretty much anything those guys come up with. Petrucci is my idol when it comes to the guitar.

My favorite album would have to be Images and Words. IMO, the best album ever.
 

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Hell yeah man, Petrucci really inspired me to work on my chops way more seriously than I was!

Images is great(Learning To Live is probably in my top 3 fav DT songs) but Scenes From A Memory just tops everything else ever created musically.:D
 
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