Dream Interpretation

[Jon55]

Alright, don't laugh , but I had this dream last night that is eating at me a little. I dreamed about an ex-gf of mine. One who I liked a lot (and never really got over...it was after her I discovered what "afc" was). She is a good church girl, and pretty hot/cute (I think anyway).

So last night I randomly dreamed that she and I had children, and then we were about to have sex (she was on top). Unfortunately, then I woke up.

This is confusing the crap out of me cuz we haven't seen each other in years (and don't even live near each other now). I'm probably just reading into this too much. I mean I am just a man and think about sex every 7 seconds, so I guess there's no real interpretation other than that.

 

[KarmaSutra]

You have an internal crush on her still. Your psyche has not matured past her nor has it grown enough to see outside of your immediate reality.

This is not a slight on you in any way, it's a way for your subconcious ego to relay that information to you without shaking up your mental acuity.

Read, experience, listen, watch everything you can get ahold of regarding psychology/philosophy/Magick as these are the paths to enlightenment young brother.

Good luck on your journey.

 

[SinJester]

Don't read too much into dreams. As humans its natural for us to think it's something more. Are you sure you were't thinking of her anytime prior to having that dream?

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

A couple nights ago I dreamt that I was in one of those inflatable rubber motorboats and the air started leaking out and the boat was sinking. What do you think that means?

It could mean that you're slowly running out of time.

 

[LovelyLady]

Boats generally symbolize your emotional life.

Bodies of water represent your unconscious mind - but more often your sexuality/sexual life.

I would venture a guess that you are making movement towards integrating the emotional and physical aspects of sex.

 

[joekerr31]

in your unconscious dream state you traversed the time/space continuum and were observing an alternate reality wherein the you of that reality had kids with her and was banging her.

then you woke up and returned to this reality.

 

[Obsidian]

lol

 

[SinJester]

I don't believe anyone who says 'this symbolises this' in dreams because everyone has completely different momories and experiances. To one person water might be connected to good times at the beach, to another it might bring fear from an experiance of almost drowning.

 

[fuse]

Dream interpretation is about as scientific as your weekly horoscope. I'm curious to find where these experts determined that such and such embodies some specific deep rooted conflict in your subconscious. Don't buy into the BS

 

[BoredDude]

What if I had a dream about getting 20 out of 30,000 points on a test in chemistry? I'm not even in a chemistry class..

 

[armadon]

What if I had a dream about getting 20 out of 30,000 points on a test in chemistry? I'm not even in a chemistry class..

It means you should skip over the chemistry section when picking classes

 

[joekerr31]

What if I had a dream about getting 20 out of 30,000 points on a test in chemistry? I'm not even in a chemistry class..

it means you want to have sex with your chemistry teacher.

 

[joekerr31]

Last night I dreamt that I was in a big store, like a Wal Mart, and there was something I needed to buy (I don't remember what it was) and I couldn't find it and was just wandering around the store looking for it but I never did. Any idea what that could mean?

it means you want to have sex at wal mart.

 

[BoredDude]

Wow I do love having sex.

 

[Quiksilver]

Interpreting a single dream I find is pretty useless ... Mine are so full of random cool events, almost lucid but I don't feel that state of consciousness within the dream yet(trying).

I've been keeping a dream diary for about five months now, and while an individual dream I find doesn't help much, when you find similarities in many dreams over weeks and months, it tells you something about your subconscious.

When you wake up in the morning, write down one sentence about the dream and sum it up. Do that for three or four months and you'll start to see recurring themes.

peace

 

[joekerr31]

am i dreaming now? is this a dream?

 

[Jon55]

am i dreaming now? is this a dream?

In soviet russia, dreams dream you! *head explodes*

 

[penkitten]

http://www.dreamdoctor.com/dictionary/exlover.shtml

ex lover
Ex-lovers often appear if a relationship ended abruptly, without emotional closure. Do you still wonder if it could have worked out differently? Do you miss qualities that your ex-lover possessed?

Dreams of being romantically involved with an ex frequently represent fears of commitment with a current lover, rather than genuine attraction to the old lover. Are you ready to leave the past behind? An ex-lover who continues to pursue a former partner in real life may show up negatively in dreams, in a haunting or stalking character.

babies
Babies in dreams often reflect literal concerns about the birth cycle and the responsibilities of parenthood. If these conditions are not present or relevant to the dreamer’s life (a parent whose children already are grown, for example) the appearance of babies or dreams of giving birth may function as metaphors for new career or business projects, the “product” of a romantic relationship, or for a developing aspect of the personality.

sex
Often a literal representation of sexual desire, sex also functions as a metaphor for attraction to qualities that your partner represents. Sex with a much older person, for example, typically reflects a desire for security. Sex with a celebrity reflects that our social status is “moving up” in the world. (A celeb treats us like an equal!) Sex with a friend or co-worker can be a metaphor for “good working chemistry.” Dreams of same sex relations are common. Are you curious, or do you just want to be as beautiful as your dream lover?

 

[Rebound Material]

*I had a really awkward dream last night*

So...I happened to have been watching some porno in my parents room with a male friend of mine(no, we're not gay). We were just sitting there chillin and then an older lady whom I didnt know walks into the room. She was holding a porn DVD and said she was looking for my dad. She also started telling me that she was the lady that my dad was cheating on my mom with(ive never seen this lady before). I started to get pissed and threatened her to leave, so she starts getting upset and starts slapping me with the porn dvd. In retaliation, I started hitting her with a porn dvd case too and my friend was drunk on the floor....yes, it was a very awkward dream.

Anyone dare to interpret?

 

[Damocles]

*I had a really awkward dream last night*

So...I happened to have been watching some porno in my parents room with a male friend of mine(no, we're not gay). We were just sitting there chillin and then an older lady whom I didnt know walks into the room. She was holding a porn DVD and said she was looking for my dad. She also started telling me that she was the lady that my dad was cheating on my mom with(ive never seen this lady before). I started to get pissed and threatened her to leave, so she starts getting upset and starts slapping me with the porn dvd. In retaliation, I started hitting her with a porn dvd case too and my friend was drunk on the floor....yes, it was a very awkward dream.

Anyone dare to interpret?

Dude, I've heard this one before. It's not going to come as a surprise to you, but this is a dream about you, and your natural sexual desires. It's actually quite common.

Don't worry, don't flip out, don't make a scene or a big deal about it... and I'm sorry, but I'm probably the only guy on here who's going to tell it to you like it is.

The old lady in the dream represents an old, and undesirable desire. Because she's holding the porn dvd, an object that represents passive sexuality, and she's "the woman who your dad is cheating on your mom with," she represents an illicit, passive sexual desire which you consider to be unwanted, and have repressed.

Add to that the male friend, and you two watching porn together, again, a passive sexual activitiy, but this time with a homoerotic twist... well... chances are that this dream means that you want your daddy's ****.

Sorry, man. I only tell it like it is.