Nightwing
Master Don Juan
She's the one that got him the show so go figure. Maury Povich is a bigger pvssy boy in my opinion.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Dr Phil AFC!
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
I dont know if this has been mentioned but Oprah owns Dr. Phil, ie dr. Phil works for Oprah, her company produces that show.
Dr. Phil has some good points on some occasions, but when it comes to women he is a Oprah-light version.
And didnt he lose his dr (pshycologist) license a while ago?
Dr. Phil has some good points on some occasions, but when it comes to women he is a Oprah-light version.
And didnt he lose his dr (pshycologist) license a while ago?
Nightwing
Master Don Juan
I thought so too.
Man, I can relate to some of these guests because back in my AFC days, I was involved in a Long Distance Relationship and i traveled to see her in NC. I turn on Sportscenter and she took away the remote and said "No Sports or I won't let u have sex with me" Like a wuss, I gave in cuz i was that desperate for sex..
it was funny, it showed all his friends playing basketball, having a great time, and he was just walking past holding her hand 
The funny part was that she was realy in love with him, even when he wasnt giving her the time of day!
As he said at the start, when he was more altha. "she has no friends".
The funny part was that she was realy in love with him, even when he wasnt giving her the time of day!As he said at the start, when he was more altha. "she has no friends".
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.