So, I called her, and set up a date at this coffee place near my house.
I go there, 5 min early.
10 mins pass, I'm texting with a friend, and she calls, asking me to wait, because she got the wrong coffee place. So I wait, and there she is 5 min later.
She arrived with her hair not quite.. arranged? Tidied up? She had worked all day, but, even so... that took me waaaaaaaaay off. If you're dating SamePendo you better show up, or at least, go to the ladies room and do something to your hair beyaaatch!
She was one step out my list.
And then we chatted.
She said she just came from this and that, so I asked what she did before that. Then I asked if she did this every week. Then asked what she did to relax? Then I accidentaly started doing some semi-SS. But I stopped once I realized I was doing that beach, safe, sexy ****. Sooo.. this is where she took the second foot out my list:
She said in the conversation that she liked me very much from the start.. So I said
"I'm glad you liked me.. because, to be straight honest, I didn't like you baby"
GB (GatoradeBeyatch) "Oh... so... why did you ask me out then...?"
SP "Joking baby, just joking"
Then she took another sarcastic comment as if it was serious. I'm sarcastic. If you aren't, I dump you.
And so I did.
I had to go, so did she. She really had this face of having a great time, I made her laugh and all.
So, I said
"Next time, YOU ask ME out. YOU CALL ME. And YOU PAY FOR IT ALL. And I want to go to the movies, so you pay and it's kind of expensive".
Kiss of death done on purpose.
1) Never put the ball on her court, unless you know what you're doing. I won't tell you how to know if you know what you're doing, because you'll know when you know.
2)That, combined with stressing about her paying for it all, in kind of an aggressive way, and making it clear you want her to suffer for paying... doesn't help.
Do the above that I said when you want a beyatch not to call you.
Next!
Btw, she didn't call. She wasn't SUPERDUPER interested on me.
I go there, 5 min early.
10 mins pass, I'm texting with a friend, and she calls, asking me to wait, because she got the wrong coffee place. So I wait, and there she is 5 min later.
She arrived with her hair not quite.. arranged? Tidied up? She had worked all day, but, even so... that took me waaaaaaaaay off. If you're dating SamePendo you better show up, or at least, go to the ladies room and do something to your hair beyaaatch!
She was one step out my list.
And then we chatted.
She said she just came from this and that, so I asked what she did before that. Then I asked if she did this every week. Then asked what she did to relax? Then I accidentaly started doing some semi-SS. But I stopped once I realized I was doing that beach, safe, sexy ****. Sooo.. this is where she took the second foot out my list:
She said in the conversation that she liked me very much from the start.. So I said
"I'm glad you liked me.. because, to be straight honest, I didn't like you baby"
GB (GatoradeBeyatch) "Oh... so... why did you ask me out then...?"
SP "Joking baby, just joking"
Then she took another sarcastic comment as if it was serious. I'm sarcastic. If you aren't, I dump you.
And so I did.
I had to go, so did she. She really had this face of having a great time, I made her laugh and all.
So, I said
"Next time, YOU ask ME out. YOU CALL ME. And YOU PAY FOR IT ALL. And I want to go to the movies, so you pay and it's kind of expensive".
Kiss of death done on purpose.
1) Never put the ball on her court, unless you know what you're doing. I won't tell you how to know if you know what you're doing, because you'll know when you know.
2)That, combined with stressing about her paying for it all, in kind of an aggressive way, and making it clear you want her to suffer for paying... doesn't help.
Do the above that I said when you want a beyatch not to call you.
Next!
Btw, she didn't call. She wasn't SUPERDUPER interested on me.
