Dr. No's Prognosis of Middle Age Dating

[WaterTiger]

Found this on Craigslist and it cracked me up! This guy is a DJ! It reminds me of the one the man from Colorado wrote not long ago.


Doctor No's prognosis of middle age dating
No, I will not support or educate your "wonderful children" from your previous marriage(s).

No, I will not support you in the "style you're accustomed" now that your child support and alimony are gone.

No, I will not buy you a new wardrobe, jewelry or car.

No, I will not send you to weekend excursions to casinos, health spas or shopping malls.

No, I will not pay off your credit card debt incurred by keeping yourself "in the style you deserve".

No, I don't care if you're "losing weight" or "skinny on the inside". I find obesity to be gross and unhealthy. I work out and keep myself trim out of respect for myself. So should you. If your overweight problem is genetic, sorry to hear that. Makes no difference to my repulsion of adipose tissue.

No, I have no desire to get married then lose my house and half my assets when you have a hormonal rage or find your "true love".

No, I don't understand that your dog(s) must go with you where ever you go.

No, I don't watch television, follow soap operas or sports games. I have a life, so should you.

No, I'm not looking for a cook, laundress or housekeeper.

 

[Last Man Standing]

No, I'm not looking for a cook, laundress or housekeeper.

I assume the "Dr." is a man. I agree with everything except the above!!

 

[jonwon]

Found this on Craigslist and it cracked me up! This guy is a DJ! It reminds me of the one the man from Colorado wrote not long ago.


Doctor No's prognosis of middle age dating
No, I will not support or educate your "wonderful children" from your previous marriage(s).

No, I will not support you in the "style you're accustomed" now that your child support and alimony are gone.

No, I will not buy you a new wardrobe, jewelry or car.

No, I will not send you to weekend excursions to casinos, health spas or shopping malls.

No, I will not pay off your credit card debt incurred by keeping yourself "in the style you deserve".

No, I don't care if you're "losing weight" or "skinny on the inside". I find obesity to be gross and unhealthy. I work out and keep myself trim out of respect for myself. So should you. If your overweight problem is genetic, sorry to hear that. Makes no difference to my repulsion of adipose tissue.

No, I have no desire to get married then lose my house and half my assets when you have a hormonal rage or find your "true love".

No, I don't understand that your dog(s) must go with you where ever you go.

No, I don't watch television, follow soap operas or sports games. I have a life, so should you.

No, I'm not looking for a cook, laundress or housekeeper.

Yes he is a DJ, but sadly this DJ needs to realize he is fighting an up hill battle, like a fish swimming up a waterfall.

Those points, though entertaining and true to an extent just make him out to be a bitter middle age guy with a chip on his shoulder.

Hence even though his points are SPOT ON, he only needs to hold them internally, since i know for a fact putting these thoughts out to the female gender is never a wise move, its always better to use tact and windle the field down through clever observations, also asking a women to be upfront about all those points could lead to a women who looks hot but has several kids waiting at mamma's house, ready to move in when she has managed to hook him in.

I was thinking DJ's and sites like these could be very great tools for a manipulating women to catch a man by going with the grain, only to get her own self interest in terms of entrapment.

I doubt he will get any replies at all with that type of profile, women dont normally like to be called out on there shi*, also it is an observed fact that most dating sites are in fact FULL of FAT Single mothers looking for a provider guy after having a kid to some player, regardless the ones on the sites that are Good looking are usually after attention e.t.c. So hence his points has placed him into about 2% of the potential females on those boards and i highly doubt any of that % will contact him or they will think has some form of chip on his shoulder.

Calling out the feminist double standered to the average western women is a futile waste of effort, which he will find out, i predict not ONE reply from his post even if it was daring.

Also all women have the potential to be FAT! Just cos she slim and sexy now, does not mean she wont be a fat contented slob when she is married after 5 years.

He needs to get himself off craigs list and go open up women, thats what he needs to do, then over the course of time through knowing what he knows (clever educated man he is) he then can see there potential for a keeper or not, but then again sadly this guy is most probably going to come to the realization he is trying to find a diamond in a sea of shi*.

 

[penkitten]

too funny

 

[ThunderMaverick]

I assume the "Dr." is a man. I agree with everything except the above!!

Ya.
I mean you WOULDN'T want your wife to cook and clean?! You think a woman wouldn't appreciate you washing her car if it was dirty?

Does he live in a Goddamn barn??

 

[WaterTiger]

Ya.
I mean you WOULDN'T want your wife to cook and clean?! You think a woman wouldn't appreciate you washing her car if it was dirty?

Does he live in a Goddamn barn??

Well, if he DID live in a barn it would explain why he doesn't need anyone to clean his house...er...stable.