"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DR: kiss closed nicely....

lebRambo

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hey guys.

a few of you (those who replied or have viewed the thread) would know of my date with HBGreatAss a little while ago. I failed to kiss close on the first date.

Today i saw her again. Started off with some nice kino and c+f, since I noticed that she responded well to the sarcastic, ****y (non-self-deprecating) stuff.

We went and laid down under a tree at uni, it was nicely breezy and all that. Just a fun, light date.

Noticed her lips were a little dry. I commented that she should use more chapstick. I took mine out of my bag, and rubbed it on her lips, kissed her and said "much better..." :cool:

The only thing that might have been a little off was after I kissed her a couple of times, I say "whats up with your little peck kisses?"

she's like "I kiss like that during the day...". Any idea on the possible meanings of this?


anyway, had a great time, talked about going clubbing together later.

Total cost: $0 (oh yeah! :cool: )

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"I kiss like that during the day...". Any idea on the possible meanings of this?

translates to

"Take me out in the evening and see what you'll get *grin* "
 

lebRambo

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Originally posted by GodsGiftToFatBirds
Yep deffo, I agree, it means she wants more, get her out in the evening!!
haha, sweet. I thought that was it. :D
 
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