DR: ASD'd by the prude MILF --- wtf DJs??

[Inc. ©]

Ok, so this is the story of the prude MILF 7.0.

I message this ho and about 50 other on a dating site about a week ago, get a response from her and she's all complimenting me on my pics. She's 30 w/ kids and I'm 23 so whatever, I decide to try to fvck her. Anyways so she's not high on my priority list, but I was bored tonight so I gave her a call and set something up.

Pre-date: I read on her profile she's got kids and they are at her house during the week so I rule out M-F and go for the weekend date. I don't back down from this and get her locked in at Saturday night. Then I set up a bet with her like I've been doing lately...basically she said she thought I was lying about my height in my profile so I bet her a drink I wasn't....sets something up for when we meet.

Date: Ok, so we meet at this TGIF's and I actually think she looks better than her pics so I was pretty impressed. She has a really nice face, but only average body. The b!tch doesn't shut up though...she keeps yapping about all this crap I don't care about...I'm just saying yeah, uh huh, and stuff like that. I talk a little about myself and ask her questions, but I'm really not feeling much of a vibe. I tried kino on her forearm and later she pulled it away so wtf?? Anyways, it was so-so and I acted semi-interested so I didn't drive all this way not to go for the kill. I can tell it's about time to go after she asks what time it is so I ask her:

"Do you want to do something after this?"
MILF: Sure whaddya have in mind?
Me: Do you like movies?
MILF: Yeah, you wanna see one?
Me: Do you have any DVDs at your house?

Blah, blah....she has some stuff and she is okay with going back to her place so I'm thinking SCORE, I'm gonna bag this MILF. I pay for the drinks since she's already agreed to go back to her place I'm not arguing over $5.

I follow her back and she asks what I want to drink...she goes to the wine so once again I'm thinking this is good.

Anyways, we sit down on the couch...slowly I get my arm around her, no resistance. I'm touching her arm, touching her leg, trying to make her laugh and what not.

For the first time I actually try out the Cube game...I didn't execute it too well, but it still seemed to work a little bit towards the end. Still this b!tch is talking and talking. We're wathing Sex & the City BTW...I figured anything about sex would increase my odds.

Anyways she isn't putting up resistance at all so I make the move for the kiss and BINGO she's into me. We make out for a little bit, but I can't fvcking escalate things.

She starts ASD'ing like crazy saying she's a good girl and crap...said that like 5 fvcking times. I tell her she's good, blah blah. She tells me I have a bad streak...whatever I say rules are made to be broken, that kinda shuts her up. No problem making out whenever I want with the ho.

Anyways I go back to the bet thing and tell her since I paid for the drinks she has to give me a massage, but the b!tch is telling me she doesn't give massages on the first date (WTF???).

I'm getting really frustrated at this point...I offer to give her a massage. So I get her laying face down on the floor. I got her to take off her sweater thing. I'm massaging and she says it feels good. I kinda lie down next to her and we start making out again to thank me for the massage. I try to get her to give me a massage, but still nothing doing.

WTF...this 30 yr old with kids actually wants a relationship with a 23 yr old???????

I'm getting really aggravated, we maybe made out once more, I tried the massage thing again...can't get anywhere with this ho.

I don't know if this MILF was unfvckable or what.

Some questions:

1. How do you get past the good girl ASD? I kept telling her she was a good girl and I don't usually do this on the first date either, but didn't get sh!t.

2. Are some women unfvckable on the first date?

Thanks for helping - DJ in distress here.

BTW, this ho left me a message while I was driving home making sure I didn't get lost and told me to call tomorrow (yeah like that' sgonna happen!)

 

[quest]

women unf*ckable on the first date?
some will say no. "you just need better game." maybe if you're brad pitt, and I don't mean look like brad pitt, but maybe if you have as much money/social status as brad pitt (or someone else famous) you can always **** on the first date - though not sure about if you were dating someone else who was rich with status, but its a world none of us will know. so anyway.
Yes, in my opinion some girls are unf*ckable on the first date. -tell me a girl who's on her period for example is going to f*ck you first date? -some sl*ts MIGHT, but it'd be damn hard..

how do you get past it?
sometimes you can't.
but basically ignore the talk and just continue to heat her up... maybe slow things down, but don't stop. get her hot enough and you should be getting ur d*ck wet..

 

[milkman]

Originally posted by Inc. ©
Ok, so this is the story of the prude MILF 7.0.

I message this ho and about 50 other on a dating site about a week ago, get a response from her and she's all complimenting me on my pics. She's 30 w/ kids and I'm 23 so whatever, I decide to try to fvck her. Anyways so she's not high on my priority list, but I was bored tonight so I gave her a call and set something up.

Pre-date: I read on her profile she's got kids and they are at her house during the week so I rule out M-F and go for the weekend date. I don't back down from this and get her locked in at Saturday night. Then I set up a bet with her like I've been doing lately...basically she said she thought I was lying about my height in my profile so I bet her a drink I wasn't....sets something up for when we meet.

Date: Ok, so we meet at this TGIF's and I actually think she looks better than her pics so I was pretty impressed. She has a really nice face, but only average body. The b!tch doesn't shut up though...she keeps yapping about all this crap I don't care about...I'm just saying yeah, uh huh, and stuff like that. I talk a little about myself and ask her questions, but I'm really not feeling much of a vibe. I tried kino on her forearm and later she pulled it away so wtf?? Anyways, it was so-so and I acted semi-interested so I didn't drive all this way not to go for the kill. I can tell it's about time to go after she asks what time it is so I ask her:

"Do you want to do something after this?"
MILF: Sure whaddya have in mind?
Me: Do you like movies?
MILF: Yeah, you wanna see one?
Me: Do you have any DVDs at your house?

Blah, blah....she has some stuff and she is okay with going back to her place so I'm thinking SCORE, I'm gonna bag this MILF. I pay for the drinks since she's already agreed to go back to her place I'm not arguing over $5.

I follow her back and she asks what I want to drink...she goes to the wine so once again I'm thinking this is good.

Anyways, we sit down on the couch...slowly I get my arm around her, no resistance. I'm touching her arm, touching her leg, trying to make her laugh and what not.

You were doing really good. Perfect.

Originally posted by Inc. ©

For the first time I actually try out the Cube game...I didn't execute it too well, but it still seemed to work a little bit towards the end. Still this b!tch is talking and talking. We're wathing Sex & the City BTW...I figured anything about sex would increase my odds.

Anyways she isn't putting up resistance at all so I make the move for the kiss and BINGO she's into me. We make out for a little bit, but I can't fvcking escalate things.

She starts ASD'ing like crazy saying she's a good girl and crap...said that like 5 fvcking times. I tell her she's good, blah blah. She tells me I have a bad streak...whatever I say rules are made to be broken, that kinda shuts her up. No problem making out whenever I want with the ho.

Anyways I go back to the bet thing and tell her since I paid for the drinks she has to give me a massage, but the b!tch is telling me she doesn't give massages on the first date (WTF???).

I'm getting really frustrated at this point...I offer to give her a massage. So I get her laying face down on the floor. I got her to take off her sweater thing. I'm massaging and she says it feels good. I kinda lie down next to her and we start making out again to thank me for the massage. I try to get her to give me a massage, but still nothing doing.

WTF...this 30 yr old with kids actually wants a relationship with a 23 yr old???????

I'm getting really aggravated, we maybe made out once more, I tried the massage thing again...can't get anywhere with this ho.

I don't know if this MILF was unfvckable or what.

Some questions:

1. How do you get past the good girl ASD? I kept telling her she was a good girl and I don't usually do this on the first date either, but didn't get sh!t.

2. Are some women unfvckable on the first date?

Thanks for helping - DJ in distress here.

BTW, this ho left me a message while I was driving home making sure I didn't get lost and told me to call tomorrow (yeah like that' sgonna happen!)

Alltogether not that bad, she left a message and it seems she is into you and you will get her later.

But if you want advise with respect to the ASD. Try avoiding to say things like: "tell her since I paid for the drinks she has to give me a massage". Try not to differ between YOU and HER, instead talk about "WE" (you and she together). Tell her that you really enjoy the time with her, that she looks beautiful, that she smells great, that you like her house etc. Kiss her and whisper in her ear with a romantic voice.

Compare these romantic things with doing the moves. But don´t be too fast.

Like quest said, heat her up a lot, take you some time for this. If she says, she is a good girl, tell her: yeahh you are and that´s why I like you so much, and I would also enjoy you being a bad girl.

After all, if you still should experiencing ASD you can try to kiss her and whispering in her ear: you are so hot (her name), I want you now. Then assume she also want and go a step further.

Good luck!