"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Douchebags giving addvice here and there.

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There are many members here who keep giving advice despite having NO EXPERIENCE. Hypocries. People who advise you to do/don't things that they themselve do not do or are guilty of.

You have trolls (Skiptomylou) accusing other members of trolling when they themselves have dozens of accounts and keep getting banned. (DJF or John aka. DonJuanForever.. etc.)

Also Virgins giving advice to others about what they should do with their women. (Luke Skywalker 31y/o virgin.)

Well, I say **** YOU. You guys need to get a damn life and stop posting crap on these threads. Maybe if you fellas took your own damn advice you wouldn't be such ****ing losers.

-CMD
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Call_Me_Daddy said:
There are many members here who keep giving advice despite having NO EXPERIENCE. Hypocries. People who advise you to do/don't things that they themselve do not do or are guilty of.

You have trolls (Skiptomylou) accusing other members of trolling when they themselves have dozens of accounts and keep getting banned. (DJF or John aka. DonJuanForever.. etc.)

Also Virgins giving advice to others about what they should do with their women. (Luke Skywalker 31y/o virgin.)

Well, I say **** YOU. You guys need to get a damn life and stop posting crap on these threads. Maybe if you fellas took your own damn advice you wouldn't be such ****ing losers.

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sorry Daddy all my experience is real, and u cant hold me accountable for the following troll who tried to make me look bad (fyi if someone is banned and comes back, that doesnt make them a troll, thats just them feelign that they were banned for no reason and trying to get some justice):

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=118134


and here is a quote from this troll's confession:

"I guess I did do a lot of you a favor by getting rid of Skip2mylou...thats right, I can sense it now, the synapses are firing away as you read this, "that means he was the fake skip...and skip WASNT a troll." haha yup, he got banned for nothing, just cuz I saw he was an easy target. "


u dunno me daddy so guessing that i have noe xperience is a ****ed up guess on your part
 

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Skip. Just stop posting and get your ass back in school while you still have a chance. You're still young and its not too late to learn English.

Also, I categorized you as a Troll. So you got some ass here and there. Congratulations. *single clap*

That still does not qualify you to give advice (about women & relationships) to rookies as you are still one yourself.


And for God's sake stop making accounts. You're obsessed with SoSuave.


-CMD
 

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And the translated version for the mentally challenged:

Skip . Snoop dogg is in this *****. Jizzust stizzop trippin' n git yo ass back in schoo` while you stizzill have a chance n ****. You're still young n its not too late ta learn English.

Also, I categorized you as a Troll. So you gots some ass here n there. Congratulizzles. *single clap*

T-H-to-tha-izzat stiznill does not qualify you ta give advice (`bout *****ez & relatizzles ta rookies as you is stiznill one yoself.


And fo` God's sakes stiznop sippin' accounts. You're obsessed wit SoSuave.


-CMD


http://www.gizoogle.com/ -Ganstarize webpages.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Daddy - i get banned unfairly and my IP gets banned, then it gets unbanned so i make a new account.......and whne i get banned for NO REASON, i make a new account, big ****ing deal. I don't talk like ur idiotic impersonations.

FYI check out my new thread buddy boy, some proof for u there.......and no u idiot, a TROLL wastes time and doesnt post anything useful, im not a troll whatsoever, you're such a hater
 

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Usually I say, let them give advice, if it doesn't help, don't listen to it. But yes some people give poor advice on a consistant basis, which sucks if you have some newbies trying to move forward in the DJ thing and people keep on draggin em back down.
 
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