"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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goldenrocker91

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This might sound weird but hear me out. If you had the opportunity to double team a girl with a close friend of yours would you?

I was in this situation the other night. My friend was talking to some girl saying that we could easily double team her cuz shes easy but i turned him down cuz it seemed kind of weird. Now that i think about it though it could have been cool in a no homo kinda way.

Idk. He txted her later after the party and she was like "omg i would loveeee yo be ****ed by both of youu"

Anyways i know this **** sounds weird but i just wanted to know your opinionslol
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Did that with some broad with my best friend... we still joke about it today. It was a hell of a time. I'm pretty comfortable with my sexuality, as is he... not a big deal man, I say go for it. I'm sure you'll hear opinions of the contrary, but your young, having fun...who cares..
 
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let me tell you a story because ive been on the other end of this in an odd way. and its ironic cuz i was sorta thinking about this 2 seconds ago lol

I was at a party one night with my (then, now ex) girlfriend. I decided to step out to get high which was a bad idea considering how drunk she was. I come back and shes not there. I walk upstairs break down a door and there she is being scrwed by 2 dudes. Worst image of my life and something i will never forget. My thoughts?
those 2 guys turned out to have been best friends. I think its pretty gross to see your friends **** honestly. obviously different people have different views about that kind of thing. I wouldnt double team a girl because i really would rather not see someone i knows **** screwing a girl im screwing at the same time, not to mention switching holes...
 
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Maybe a no commitment drunk thing would be mildly okay, even better if i don't know the girl and probably the dude to haha

But never in a actual (even highschool) relationship would i do this.

It's a slvtty one off thing...

I personally don't see why not, apart from the rumours are bad and stuff i mean you may aswell try everything.... almost lol

By the way are threads on this highschool thing getting more and more unlikely by the day?? lol
 
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Id say no man. Thats just a bit weird. I think you would wake up the next morning and say what the hell was I thinking.


Why does the girl feel like she needs two guys? Its either just me or no deal.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Bible_Belt said:
lmao that this thread is in the high school forum.
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Haha yea hate to break it to you all but in REALITY, double teaming never happens in hs.

The only thing that would prompt me to double team a chick with one of my friends would be if she was really hot. Otherwise, its not worth it.
 
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I have friends that have experienced devil's threesomes, they were drunk enough to not care.

I haven't had the opportunity but it would really depend on the circumstances.
 
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if he looked at me in the eye i would high five him
if ur in highschool then do it
it would make a great story experiment a little since youtr young
 
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Bible_Belt said:
lmao that this thread is in the high school forum.
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Its more common in high school than you think...


I know a handful of occations where guys in my grade have double teamed. Im sure there are plenty of times that I didnt hear about.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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If your friend is a chick and you have a mustache, go for it.
 
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captain underpants said:
if he looked at me in the eye i would high five him
if ur in highschool then do it
it would make a great story experiment a little since youtr young
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Hahahaha yeah I would just eiffel tower the chick
 
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lol do it dude.

The girl is probably going to get a major slut rep point, but no one is really going to look down on you guys for cashing in on it. I have ran quite a few trains in my day, and it really isn't all that awkward. Unless you are trying to go for the DP, in which case your balls might rub together, which is ****ing strange.

Just spit-roast her and take turns rotating.
 
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