"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Double booking your plates....

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1 plate i met in school last year through her boyfriend, and she's gone out with me a few times. Talking to her is super interesting and fun, I like it. She's also down to earth. Blonde, but her body could be better, i'd say a 7. We went on 3 dates in total, throughout the span of a year, she's never flaked, and she even visited me spontaneously on my birthday. I think she wants me but she wants to know i'm committed before leaving her boyfriend.

The other plate is an 8, a latina. I would drink her sweat from a cup if could.
When i met her i basically told her she had beautiful eyes, and we would make beautiful babies. She played hard to get, i persisted, and got her number.
Saturday i gave her a call at 10:00PM, met her in the club an hour later, spent the whole night dancing with her and her friend, and my presence was magnetic. Maybe it's just cuz i was next to a hot Latina, but when i looked behind her, there was 5 girls ALL watching me. Girls on my right were whipping their hair against my shoulder and stepping on my feet. I couldnt get the grin off my face. I could see her and her friend giving each other expressions of acknowledgement, as if they knew i was the KING. I knew i should have made a move but she makes me nervous cuz of her sexinezz, and she's nervous too, which is great. Like pook said, I've got to make sure she's having FUN with me before intimacy can take place.


Thing is i've invited plate #1 to hang out with me on friday and plate #2 is ALWAYS in the bar on friday. They'll get jealous. I'm just wondering if i could use plate #1 to attain plate #2...

What do you guys think??
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chamber36 said:
1 plate i met in school last year through her boyfriend, and she's gone out with me a few times. Talking to her is super interesting and fun, I like it. She's also down to earth. Blonde, but her body could be better, i'd say a 7. We went on 3 dates in total, throughout the span of a year, she's never flaked, and she even visited me spontaneously on my birthday. I think she wants me but she wants to know i'm committed before leaving her boyfriend.

The other plate is an 8, a latina. I would drink her sweat from a cup if could.
When i met her i basically told her she had beautiful eyes, and we would make beautiful babies. She played hard to get, i persisted, and got her number.
Saturday i gave her a call at 10:00PM, met her in the club an hour later, spent the whole night dancing with her and her friend, and my presence was magnetic. Maybe it's just cuz i was next to a hot Latina, but when i looked behind her, there was 5 girls ALL watching me. Girls on my right were whipping their hair against my shoulder and stepping on my feet. I couldnt get the grin off my face. I could see her and her friend giving each other expressions of acknowledgement, as if they knew i was the KING. I knew i should have made a move but she makes me nervous cuz of her sexinezz, and she's nervous too, which is great. Like pook said, I've got to make sure she's having FUN with me before intimacy can take place.


Thing is i've invited plate #1 to hang out with me on friday and plate #2 is ALWAYS in the bar on friday. They'll get jealous. I'm just wondering if i could use plate #1 to attain plate #2...

What do you guys think??
Absolutely. USE women or they will Use you.
 

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just remember plate #2 is going play that jealousy game too if you try it on her, and if she's as hot as you say... well just dont start something you can't finish.
 
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