"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Dorm Room Bar, ideas?

nan3109

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We just set up our dorm room on campus to be like a bar with a dance floor, a chochlate and condom bowl, a big screen TV, and lots of hiding places plus a giant bed spread to hide the door from RA's, drinking games like Twister and other card games. any suggestions?

And yes, we have ladies who want to come.... lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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meh, like 13 feet by 15feet. its hella pimp, we just set it up.
 

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its amazing how this idea actually can get me and my roomie laid but no one is responding to this idea,

BUMP!!!!
 

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can you guys throw up some pictures for us to view?

I think it's a helluva idea so far.

Here is something you may be missing. Pictures or posters. Get good alcohol posters or lesbian women french kissing, or hot supermodels.

In fact the more I think of it..definately don't miss out on getting a few lesbian posters up there. You want the girls you have over to get open minded.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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your room seems huge. What a fraternity I know did, which you should definitely investigate, is get a pole in your room. Like a stripper pole for girls to dance on. Girls love pole-dancing for some reason. And it may go further, har har.
 
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