Don't you hate it when....

[Centaurion]

...you go to a club and pick up a HB9 and bring her home to get some nookie. Then the tight dress comes off, followed by the super-uber-duper push-up bra and the hair extensions - and she plummets from a HB9 to a 6?



It happened to me tonight.



Just as I was gonna tap that ass, a little voice in my head told me : "Cent, you got more self-respect than to sink to this level" and I ended up kicking her out.

Man, chicks should be wearing signs like : DANGER, I might look like a HB9 when you've got beer googles and in a club, but in reality I'm a UG4!!!"

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Which is why I'd rather go for a HB6-7 dressed naturally (ie. tshirt and jeans) than a HB9 dressed up. Because I know the natural HB6-7 will still look good without the makeup, but the HB9 "sophiscated dresser" looks like a 5 without her makeup/clothes.

Oh and you mentioned club - dim lighting can make many people look good.

 

[green69]

Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
Oh and you mentioned club - dim lighting can make many people look good.

I TOTALLY notice that, I'm surprised it's not ever really mentioned anywhere how good some people look in the club but outside they look far from it. I believe the dim lighting masks a lot of pimples, or freckles and things like that so for a lot of people it improves their appearance.

 

[safe]

here's a song about it.

http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/Nothing At All.mp3
hope the link works :cheer:

 

[Arioch]

And there's still this girl around campus that I refer to in my head as "Looks good with Bacardi Girl."

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

It happened to me, once.

She was an HB 9, and all my friends agreed.

Wore those knee-high bytch boots, a relly short skirt, and had a beautiful face..... She was a really cool chick to talk to, as well.

Turns out, that she was a make-up artist so she knew how to perform miracles.

Also, it turns out that she had been a real fatty a year or so before, and lost alot of weight... but not the good way. Under that skirt, and skimpy shirt there was alot of loose skin. I almost puked.

*shudders*

 

[Centaurion]

But you guys see, I dont want a mediocre girlfriend, I want a trophy-girlfriend...a chick that makes all the guys go 'DAMMNNN' when she walks by.

 

[brenbaus]

Originally posted by Centaurion
But you guys see, I dont want a mediocre girlfriend, I want a trophy-girlfriend...a chick that makes all the guys go 'DAMMNNN' when she walks by.

I feel your pain, and can no longer sympathise with you, my g/f is a head turner (not the hottest chick I have ever meet), especially when we are walking together (I am not the best looking guy on the planet, probably not the worst either).

 

[RBB]

Originally posted by The Bad Ass Canadian
Under that skirt, and skimpy shirt there was alot of loose skin. I almost puked.

*shudders*

:crackup: ^
Bible material! HAHAHHAHAHAHA....