"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dont you guys hate people who complain about...

venser

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the hottness of other guys or girls at their school.

Like everyone has a friend who always says "my school has no hot guys/girls" (or some variation).

I remember once i overheard this ugly underclassmen girl talking to a group of ugly underclassmen guys. the guys had just discovered talking to girls and so they were asking her who she thought was hot in the school. Of course she went on about how this school has no hot guys and that everyone was ugly.

Its such a lame excuse for being lame.

It really just irks me cuz its such a blatant lie unless you're homeschooled and your classmates are your siblings or somehting, lol.

thoughts? comments?
am i being unreasonable?
I guess it really doesnt affect me what others do, but something about it is just like "grow up". anyone know where im getting at?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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sounds like a crutch for someone too scared to get in there and make things happen to me.

but ive actually not heard that very often
 

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I laugh when people say that, because that's there excuse for not having a girlfriend/boyfriend.
 
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