WizardOfOz
Don Juan
I was out on a date recently where my date tripped over a couple times, bumped into me (sometimes on purpose, sometimes due to clumsiness) and occasionally said something other than what she was trying to say. She seemed a little nervous.
So to make her feel comfortable I kept saying, "Don't worry. It happens to the best of us."
Now I was saying it as if to say "That's ok. It happens to all of us."
Eventually (after saying it for about the tenth time in a couple of hours) she turned to me and said "Ok. I know you're the best. You don't have to keep telling me."
I replied (in a cheeky kind of way), "Well thank you. I'm glad you finally realised. Now I can stop saying it."
At that point I felt on top of the Earth and my woman seemed like she was looking at me with even more respect than what she had at the start of the date.
Feel free to try it out yourselves. I don't want any royalties in return, just let us all know if it works for you.
So to make her feel comfortable I kept saying, "Don't worry. It happens to the best of us."
Now I was saying it as if to say "That's ok. It happens to all of us."
Eventually (after saying it for about the tenth time in a couple of hours) she turned to me and said "Ok. I know you're the best. You don't have to keep telling me."
I replied (in a cheeky kind of way), "Well thank you. I'm glad you finally realised. Now I can stop saying it."
At that point I felt on top of the Earth and my woman seemed like she was looking at me with even more respect than what she had at the start of the date.
Feel free to try it out yourselves. I don't want any royalties in return, just let us all know if it works for you.
