Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Don't women just SUCK sometimes?

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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GuitarPlayer

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By the way, I'm about thiiiisss close to saying screw the entire DJ thing and just become the a$$hole from hell.
 

DJ_in_making

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lol, u wanna give some specifics? Did a girl bite your d*ck off giving u head?
 

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Originally posted by DJ_in_making
lol, u wanna give some specifics? Did a girl bite your d*ck off giving u head?
(Sigh) No, nothing like that. And yes, I realize how comical that sounded. I guess I was just having a moment.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Don't put any teeth near my d#ck. In fact, the less teeth u have, the better the bj !
 

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That is up to you, but a gentle sscrape heightiens the senitivity of the whole process

You kind of use the back of your teeth to do it. I guess it is hard to explain, someone just has to do it to show you
 
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