GuitarPlayer
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Just in general, I mean?
F*ck them.
F*ck them.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Don't women just SUCK sometimes?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
GuitarPlayer
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By the way, I'm about thiiiisss close to saying screw the entire DJ thing and just become the a$$hole from hell.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
lol, u wanna give some specifics? Did a girl bite your d*ck off giving u head?
GuitarPlayer
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(Sigh) No, nothing like that. And yes, I realize how comical that sounded. I guess I was just having a moment.Originally posted by DJ_in_making
lol, u wanna give some specifics? Did a girl bite your d*ck off giving u head?
DJHoolahoop
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no, i think its cuz she didn't blow him at all lol.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ThunderMaverick
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Anything specific happen?
tseluca
Don Juan
Most men I know like a little teeth in their BJ's, you just have to be gentle with it
tseluca
Don Juan
That is up to you, but a gentle sscrape heightiens the senitivity of the whole process
You kind of use the back of your teeth to do it. I guess it is hard to explain, someone just has to do it to show you
You kind of use the back of your teeth to do it. I guess it is hard to explain, someone just has to do it to show you