"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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CORVETTE06

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Ok Big Problem.

Tonight I'm going to this girls dorm room for her friends birthday party. She wants me to sleep over. However, I don't like her anymore and i dont even want to kiss her, or sleep over w/ her. I'm going with two of my friends...one is going home and the other is sleeping over.

Plus, the girl is sick and i don't want to catch what she has. I have the biggest job interview of my life this week. I can't get sick.

I can't leave my friend behind at the dorm, so it wouldnt be right if i went home with my friend!

How do I not look like a homo and not sleep with her? I would like to sleep in an empty bed by myself. I can't ruin my reputation

Please Help.

Thanks

-Corvette
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I don't see why none of you sleep over, unless your friend's gonna hit it, in which case u left that out. :p
 
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wait bro, so guys are struggling to even get a girl to look in his general vicinity, and you are whining because you DONT want to sleep with a girl!!
 
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ok this is what you do. go somewhere far away far far away for a couple of hours. say there was a family emergency ro something and you wont be able to make it. just try to make something up and say u cant make it, that you have a big job interview tomorrow and u need a good night sleep. dude they cant force you to sleep over at her house. just say u cant go point
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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